I only saw The Office and was not disappointed.
Michael: "I had an awesome summer; saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did."
Kelly: "I went to training at Yale. So now I'm like really smart. You could ask me 'Kelly, what's the biggest company in the world?' And I'd be like blah, blah, blah, and the exact right answer would come out."
Homer: I need another magnum of your best champagne here and bring us your finest food stuffed with the second finest.
Waiter: Good choice sir, that's lobster stuffed with tacos!
Seeing starving children really puts things in perspective makes me feel like a bad person. On one hand, I could stop paying $450 a year for the NFL package on DirecTv (BALLIN'!) and make those funds available on kiva.org or some other worthy charitable organization. But the Red Zone channel is amazing and I don't. On the other hand, Ayn Rand or something.
Mixed feelings!
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too." --Abe Simpson
In all fairness, Gabe only finds me attractive because he is my boyfriend and if he likes anyone else I will cut him. But she is beautiful and I hereby grant him permissiong to find her attractive.
Does this mean no more Jay Leno posts? Stop making fun of my boyfriend. Just kidding. But let's put this whole thing behind us and start the healing process.
I like Kelly so hard.