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The only response I can think of to BST having higher ratings is WTF?!!
+10 | 9/24/10 12:40 PM
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I only saw The Office and was not disappointed. Michael: "I had an awesome summer; saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did." Kelly: "I went to training at Yale. So now I'm like really smart. You could ask me 'Kelly, what's the biggest company in the world?' And I'd be like blah, blah, blah, and the exact right answer would come out."
+28 | 9/24/10 12:02 PM
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*Alohomora* Nerd fail :(
+8 | 9/23/10 3:27 PM
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Totes alohamora'd my heart.
+17 | 9/23/10 3:25 PM
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Bart: Dad, you killed Zombie Flanders!! Homer: He was a zombie?
+1 | 9/22/10 4:42 PM
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Homer: I need another magnum of your best champagne here and bring us your finest food stuffed with the second finest. Waiter: Good choice sir, that's lobster stuffed with tacos!
+9 | 9/22/10 4:40 PM
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"Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot." -Abe Simpson
+18 | 9/22/10 4:29 PM
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Like my loafers? Former gophers!
+14 | 9/22/10 4:17 PM
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If that was a proposal, Gabe, then the answer is YES! A MILLLION TIMES YES!
+37 | 9/21/10 3:54 PM
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Maybe she'll use the money to turn her life around!
+5 | 9/21/10 3:02 PM
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As long as she's not Muslim or gay, I don't see a problem with it.
+20 | 9/21/10 12:43 PM
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Not as bad as Progressive Insurance Girl.
+5 | 9/15/10 12:49 PM
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Seeing starving children really puts things in perspective makes me feel like a bad person. On one hand, I could stop paying $450 a year for the NFL package on DirecTv (BALLIN'!) and make those funds available on kiva.org or some other worthy charitable organization. But the Red Zone channel is amazing and I don't. On the other hand, Ayn Rand or something. Mixed feelings!
+5 | 9/14/10 3:09 PM
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Little Nicky is probably the worst Sandler movie ever (and that is saying something). The Box was really awful.
+4 | 9/13/10 6:49 PM
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Second Bride Wars. And I'll see your Kate Hudson and raise you a J.Lo: The Back-up Plan.
+13 | 9/13/10 6:40 PM
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Dragonfly
+5 | 9/13/10 6:08 PM
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"I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too." --Abe Simpson
+11 | 9/13/10 11:44 AM
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If you're not recapping Jersey Shore or Real Housewives, can you at least talk about Bad Girls Club?
-2 | 8/27/10 2:38 PM
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When do I get my third breast?
+10 | 8/27/10 12:27 PM
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I couldn't make it past 1:15 because I have a hard time feeling embarrassed for other people.
+19 | 8/26/10 10:57 AM
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At least Violent J takes off his glasses indoors.
+1 | 8/11/10 8:39 PM
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In all fairness, Gabe only finds me attractive because he is my boyfriend and if he likes anyone else I will cut him. But she is beautiful and I hereby grant him permissiong to find her attractive.
+7 | 7/19/10 9:52 PM
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She's no Maggie Gyllenhaal, but she'll do, I guess.
+3 | 7/19/10 5:55 PM
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I nominate Dragonfly, starring Kevin Costner. Again.
+1 | 3/15/10 6:39 PM
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The only way this gets worse is having to put up with Corey Feldman reaction coverage on any possible venue he can shoehorn himself into.
+8 | 3/10/10 9:45 AM
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The Talented Mr. Crapley
+11 | 3/4/10 4:32 PM
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Bounce.
+21 | 3/4/10 4:21 PM
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Sliding Yucks
+13 | 3/4/10 4:14 PM
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How am I supposed to sleep when I'm worried that my staff is stealing from me?
+57 | 3/4/10 4:09 PM
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I don't know why but now I really want a Reese's peanut butter cup.
+2 | 2/24/10 12:25 PM
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Fergie has the loveliest and da realest accent.
+11 | 2/16/10 1:17 PM
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It's would be a good start. I'd forgive her if she went away.
0 | 2/16/10 1:02 PM
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I nominate Dragonfly starring Kevin Costner.
+7 | 2/15/10 5:54 PM
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"Andy, why did I just get a mass email from you saying you don't like me? Don't you know how hard that makes me like you?"

I like Kelly so hard.
+17 | 2/12/10 1:01 PM
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Is there a way to downvote what that stands for without downvoting you?
+20 | 2/11/10 12:53 PM
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Yeah. Thanks for the tip, Ben. *pervy voice*
+3 | 2/11/10 12:47 PM
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Does this mean no more Jay Leno posts? Stop making fun of my boyfriend. Just kidding. But let's put this whole thing behind us and start the healing process.
+2 | 2/10/10 12:58 PM
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You must wear them with your Uggs for maximum foot sweat.
+18 | 2/10/10 12:26 PM
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Perfect passive-aggressive present for my sister-in-law. (This comment needs more hyphens)
+17 | 2/10/10 12:02 PM
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How about I just punch myself in the face instead?
+2 | 2/9/10 6:36 PM
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