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*puts on Surfer Blood *swims
This penguin looks just like every kid I have ever seen in a Target store.
That's not some strange dig at Zach Anner or anything. I actually don't know why I posted that. Sorry?
"What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE AGE!" -Arnold Schwarzenegger
http://i52.tinypic.com/nz12fr.gif Well done Gabe, now stare at this gif until your eyes bleed. It is wonderful. You cannot deny.
That's funny I fell asleep watching Community last night as well. BESTIES!
To stop those monsters 1-2-3, Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free, It's got Paul Anka's guarantee... Guarantee void in Tennessee. Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look! Just don't look!
Does anyone else think it is kinda sad how his parents just sorta laugh off his crappy attitude? Kid gonna grow up all CONSUMERIST. Teach that kid at a young age how to properly (begrudgingly) accept crappy, impersonal gifts he didn't want so that he is EQUIPPED for the many crappy, impersonal gifts he will receive in his adult life. #giftcards
I love how Yahoo puts a commercial after the trailer. "I just watched what I was hoping to see when I clicked play but oh what is this? A commercial you say? Why yes I would like to stick around for the advertisement please." -You
And the #1 weather moment of 2010 is: That one day in Philadelphia when the sun was out and the breeze was light enough to lift a few skirts, but not strong enough to do any property damage.
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Countdown to Stefon movie starts here.
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I finally sent something good enough to tips@videogum and forgot to use my fake internet name. WHY DIDN'T HIGH SCHOOL PREPARE ME FOR THIS STUFF???
This is one of those cases where Pro Click = No Click
The Nude abides.
Women be shopping.
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"It takes a FART to make a BARF" - Burlesque, 2010
"Ladies and gentlemen, YALL BEEN SEDUCED!"- Huge Jackedman
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I am glad you guys enjoy my girlfriend's Sailor Moon cosplay, and I hope we can all share our favorite self-made cosplay videos in the future.
Cracker Barrel indeed...
PAAAAAAAAAPES!!!! Oh papes your image was so great. You the best papes!
It's funny because that's what I think of every time I turn on CNN. BUH-ZING!
Nobody asked for anything Akon this year or any other year. A true holiday saving miracle.
Fun Fact: John Waters' pubes are styled just like his mustache.
omg u kno i jes saw @johnwaters w @justinbeiber ridin segways #bffs
"OK who's birthday is it again? You got him a what? WTF is a beeber?" -Stoned Scarf Bro
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I think a big part of the problem with the Simpsons today (hahaha STATE OF THE SIMPSONS ADDRESS GUYS) is maybe that the people writing it are people like myself who grew up watching the Simpsons and due to their respect of a thing that has been going on for so long therefore generate this really watered down emulation instead of making it their own. We don't need the Simpsons to weigh in on every internet fad that pops up, we need it to have that smart, quotable element that it has been missing for years. In the old eps the most quotable lines weren't always the ones that made you laugh. The days of "Ow my eyeball" are over. They just emulate old Simpsons as far as scripting goes, and then they throw way too many guest stars into the mix. Arguably most of the guest star eps from back in the day were bad, and around season 10 they just became way too commonplace.
How does this qualify as music news, Rolling Stone?
By "surpassed" I just meant "made more funny times for me and mine"