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I was going to say. This is more like biracial face. Which is like only half as racist or something.
0 | 7/7/10 7:12 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qpmjGhKL-w
+1 | 7/7/10 7:11 PM
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They learned everything they know about gay people from this guy.
0 | 7/7/10 7:10 PM
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They didn't miss it. They were only allowed to include two women out of 100 because 1) As we all know, women are generally too timid to insult people, and 2) That's just how statistics work.
+5 | 7/1/10 3:30 PM
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I thought she said she's 8 years old. Oh. I don't need to visit that site after all.
0 | 6/17/10 8:26 PM
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I thought it was about how, even when you're evacuating your bits, you've got to be corseted and extension-ed up and ready to screw strangers.
+3 | 6/17/10 8:24 PM
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Fool. It covered freezing jaguars.
+1 | 6/17/10 8:22 PM
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Didn't that Cheetah Girl already do a song about how sexy rape is? Note: I didn't make it past 14 seconds so I'm just guessing that's what this is about. That or constipation.
+2 | 6/17/10 8:20 PM
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And 'My Name Is' in an ad for the NFL. Someone finally listened to the lyrics about impregnating Spice Girls and flashing people and thought... well it might have been appropriate, but it wasn't right for primetime.
0 | 6/17/10 8:05 PM
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This isn't for the movie, it's for the smurf porn. Which exists. And if I could find an animated GIF I'd post it. The paint gets all kinds of rubbed off.
+1 | 6/17/10 8:03 PM
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Oh weird. He literally does not blink once while reading those lines. And I think he has a lazy eye. And he thinks you should treat BR nice because it's a nice ice cream, not some whore ice cream that isn't even Italian.
0 | 5/5/10 11:09 PM
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They've truly come full circle. [gravelly voice] Who wants cookies? [/gravelly voice]
+2 | 5/3/10 12:12 PM
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I'm not sure it was misogynistic. The horror was based on a woman losing control of her body, unsure of her own body and feelings, treated like a child by her friends and doctors, drugged by a neighbor, raped by her own husband. It's not like she was 13! And it's not like Roman Polanski is the literal Devil!
+12 | 5/3/10 12:10 PM
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You sound just like Polanski whenever he's defending a former Nazi officer on trial for war crimes.
+4 | 5/3/10 12:08 PM
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It's hard to get behind Patton's 'appology' zing when he claims his comedy clips were 'complied.'
+6 | 5/3/10 11:41 AM
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I like the guy at 0:06 who just flew 'round in a little circle.
+9 | 4/28/10 7:57 PM
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Right. Maybe they should save their money for child abuse settlements. Or to keep nuns form getting evicted (because the church has to pay child abuse settlements). http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/03/AR2007100302353.html
-1 | 4/28/10 12:28 AM
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Okay, but can they rob it in hilarious Apple Dumpling Gang-style, or with rubber guns (oops, Spike Lee movie spoiler)? Baldwin's got a new contract clause.
0 | 4/28/10 12:25 AM
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That was the least The Simpsons could do. Literally.
-2 | 4/28/10 12:14 AM
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0 | 4/28/10 12:13 AM
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Is this creepy reatrded unborn man child Lil' Markie's sister or something? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDlmUn1kBgA
0 | 4/28/10 12:12 AM
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She wants one. http://www.hauntedhouses.com/photos-movies/beetlejuice/beetlejuice160.jpeg
+6 | 4/21/10 11:53 PM
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I'm still weeping for the little black boy from Role Models. Gosh, remember all the outcry over him going on and on about titties? I'm surprised Kick-Ass's makers went ahead with the project after all that controversy!
+2 | 4/21/10 6:14 PM
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It looks like someone cloned Shia Leboeuf then made a clone from his clone, and so on, degrading with each one. That being said, I love Clark Duke and his dough southern homo accent.
+1 | 4/21/10 6:13 PM
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It's more fun when you trick them. Or at least that was my last boss's argument.
+1 | 4/21/10 6:02 PM
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When you're not working, you watch a lot of daytime TV, including talk shows. According to those overweight, pregnant 14-year-old girls, EVERYONE is jis' jelus.
+3 | 4/21/10 5:50 PM
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Is this going to be like that laptop snack bowl, getting me all excited until someone smashes through the screen and tries to sell me a car I don't want?
+1 | 4/21/10 5:31 PM
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Public? This is for guys who have been looking at internet porn so long real humans make them sick. They've got to keep it on during the act.
+5 | 4/21/10 5:30 PM
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I wish one of these had been with a boy contestant. Yes, they had little boys on a show called Just Like Mom.
+2 | 4/15/10 10:04 PM
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'70s? Ha. This is Canada. Based on the clothes and haircuts, that show's from 1994.
+21 | 4/15/10 10:02 PM
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Huh. You know, if you'd asked me if I liked Kevin Smith I probably would have said 'Yeah, he's all right. We both love Degrassi.' But seeing them all piled on top of one another like that... how embarrassing. It's not even like he made an amazing, unforgettable first film and never hit that high point again. Where's his Rushmore?
0 | 4/15/10 12:57 PM
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In the original, that story was about a black man.
0 | 4/15/10 12:56 PM
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I still don't know what a little neck on the frickin half shell is. A demi-cup push-up bra?
+15 | 4/15/10 12:54 PM
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How about gingers?
+15 | 4/15/10 12:53 PM
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How do you GIF IRL? Move your arms around a lot or something?
+15 | 4/15/10 12:52 PM
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Meh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd3Wzxq-LDA&feature=related
0 | 4/14/10 11:18 PM
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Just try to get fired or something so it doesn't happen again.
0 | 4/14/10 12:01 AM
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I think it's because Ben Affleck's character thought she was a dirty whore for having a sexual history.
0 | 4/14/10 12:00 AM
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The best bit is when they're fawning over her 28.8 BPS modem. Even my mom would laugh if she saw that.
+1 | 4/13/10 11:56 PM
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Does it count as a children's movie if it has a 33-year-old Jonny Lee Miller is playing a teen?
-1 | 4/13/10 11:54 PM
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