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In the interest of equal airtime, RIP Biggie Smalls. He was the mini-horse of large dudes. "Give anything to hear half your breath, I know you're still living your life after death." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM0-ZU8njdo
"If you like this movie, I’m sure you’re probably still a good person (maybe) and not a TOTAL idiot, but I don’t think we can be best friends." - Gabe Gabe, I freaking hate this movie, so does that mean we are best friends? If no, as a consolation prize, how about friends with benefits at least? Meow!
Is it just me or is this version pretty sweet? Partying partying YEAH.
I thought he was saying "I'm gonna get Rachel. I'm gonna get Rachel." And I was like "who is Rachel? Did she burn the house down?" Good stuff, this guy.
Spoiler alert: she got kicked off last night. No rose for funeral girl. And I know this because my mom told me - I mean, what else are we gonna talk about? Our hopes and dreams? NOT!
Marshall's dad forever! RIP you big ole Minnesotan.
Stage(coach) Beauty - the one where she stole Billy Crudup from a 9-mos-preg Mary Louise Parker and forever earned a scarlett A in my mind.
What? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcatQSyRK6c
There's no crying in fetching a ball! Birdie, you can't be serious! I am serious and don't call me Birdie. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing dogbutts. Birdie holes the size of matzah balls! (I could do this alllll day).
awww dude, way to ruin everything. that's totally what happened - doc fully whispered "you're all infected sucker!" now i have no reason to watch - other than to see charlie sheen playing himself - a brain eating zombie.
TOTALLY. I was like WTF? They could have at least worked in these bad ass Jews, you know as like the team from another all-boys school. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSJCSR4MuhU
Maybe I'm being a little PCgum.com here but seriously, where was my one token Hanukkah song last night? I mean, this is show where two main characters are Jewish, they talk about it repeatedly, and even make fun of Jews ALL THE TIME. They could have at least thrown a little dreidel action my way. Even in my small Midwestern elementary school Christmas pageant, they managed to throw in ONE measly Hanukkah song for the Jew (me). If Glee is all about inclusion, why didn't they include ME? Now I'm all verklempt.
As much as I love the Salsa Dog video, I'd really much prefer a Salsa Gabe video. Gabe - go outside and dance please! PLEASE!
The doc did say that there were "no surprises" in the blood tests, so I'm thinking the secret isn't that Lori is preggers. Something else...maybe about the disease itself? I also find it really annoying that in the same 24-48 hours the doc was going to shoot himself, the gang shows up AND the clock runs out. If the doc knew the clock was running out in like a day or two, why shoot himself? DUMB. One other thing - won't these zombies eventually die out because they are hungry with no more brains to eat (see 28 Days Later). If so, shouldn't the whole point be to get the F outta Dodge (or Atlanta or any other major city) and just wait it out?
I hate that song soul sister (and all things train) but Blaine could sing a funeral dirge and I'd still be clapping my hands and jumping up and down. As for Sinéad, why is she wearing a Jewish star necklace? Did I miss something? Happy Chanukkah Sinéad!! (also, she totally just gave up on the last two words - lame!)
I love this movie. LOVE IT. And nothing you say will make me change my mind. Exhibit A: Grimes crushes on his best friend's wife in this movie. Fast forward to a few years later and Grimes' wifey gets crushed (repeatedly and in the woods) by his BEST FRIEND. This is a little thing I like to call JUSTICE!!!
i'm going as snooki. i know, i know, everyone's doing it. but i'm 4'11'' and busty so the question isn't how could i go as snooki, it's how could i NOT go as snooki?
But really though, if you think about it...if you were on a nitrous trip (i have no idea what that is like at all), and you were in a wheelchair, wouldn't you, in your nitrous trip fantasy, like walk and dance and stuff? i'm pretty sure i would get my tush outta that chair.
Wait, are you say Gabe is NOT gay? If so, you just made this little ladies day. Umm year.
samesies. PLEASE bring Sal back! And Peggy! Where was she this week? (Oh yeah, busy getting deeevorced from the SNL guy. Sad).
faced with the choice between sad keanu or sad puppy, i'm really stumped. can i chose both or is that creepy? OR maybe their sads cancel each other out?
I really with DJ Pauly R had been at my bat mitzvah and made a woman out of me. Yellow jacket and all. VideoYum.com
I'm pretty sure it is because we are three days into MY birthday month. Wooooo hoooo! Thanks for the memories (while we still got em) Gabe!
Gabe you are so freaking adorable, amirite? Please come make a woman out of me.
YES! I thought he looked familiar when he was kidnapping bill but I definitely figured it out when he tried raping Sookie. (Why?) Also, RIP Johnny Castle.