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he's going to spend all that kickstarter money on a chin implant so he can stop being the chinless fugly ass who had no right to make out with my precious Natalie Portman that one time in that horrible cracker movie. Whitebread State.
you meant the "prefect" of canturbury, lord of the hobbits
the kickstarter type deals help to validate their idea of "grass roots" and "authenticity" and a sense of connection with the hordes that they, the famous, crave from beyond their bubble fame domain
I have shared with yall previously my animus toward this Zack Braff person vis a vis his decision to cast himself in films where he gets to make out with my future bride, one Natalie Portman, and my other future bride, one Rachel Bilson. This guy is an asshole. I hate him. Stop him. Put him on a boat with that family guy dude, who is allegedly hooking up with my other future bride, that hot chick from the game of throne show (Emily Clark?). And then sink said boat. Don't care for these types.
I would donate funds to a reboot and/or re-launch of the Hunt for the Worst Movie of all Time videogum web blog series. Rad series.
Frank loyd wrong and I both have 232 pages of commentating on this web blog
ORANGE you glad he ended his stand up career?
I dont know who this emily clark woman is but she is pretty.
Seven Psycopaths is a TERRIBLE film. I turned it off before it was over. Just put it out of its misery. Garbage movie.
@ Frank Loyd, who is the woman in that gif?
I finally got around to watching the 2012 bat-man movie. While I'm not a fan of these chip nolan bat-man movies, I have to admit this one was the least boring. The villain "Bane" was a lot of fun. I liked how there was this throbbing sound effect through most of it. But I also hated a lot of it. Why did Anne Hathaway start crying after Bane beat up Bat-man? She led him in to that trap, so what was she expecting? Then I realized I was arguing with the logic of a bat-man movie so I stopped thinking about it. Mostly I just hated it.
oh good another picture of charlie day from always sunny in philadelphia, nice to know that guy still gets work as a non-sequiter jpeg in commentator blog post thingies
The Best in all categories: Gummo. FOUR MORE YEARS! etc
Wait till he finds out Chet Haze lost his iPad ... oh wait, he found it in his dorm room, never mind, false alarm
YOU sound simple enough!!!!
I dreamed last night some serial killer robots had a psychic weapon that caused people to hallucinate and go insane from anxiety. I tried to imagine I could destroy it with a sonic weapon but couldnt picture how it would work.
Just want to pop in for a second and express my disappointment in these monster ball commentator selections. Just sayin'.
probably not, doesnt look all that. plus I hated the trash humper movie
dr. who is some bullshit
are you patronizing me with snarky remarks, "mary miller" or are you being genuine and sincere? answer me
Today I'm bummed that upon reflection the movie Looper wasn't really all that. I finally watched it last night and enjoyed it quite a bit - at the time of said viewing - but now with a day between us I realize it doesnt sit well, so that's disappointing. Wish I could go back in time and tell myself to take it easy, yes its a fine movie, very well made, but its not THAT good so chillax, bro.
@ "eric shorey" I read the laura palmer book in high school and hated it. isnt that written by david lynch's daughter? its pretty bad. she calls the jizz "the sticky" right? I remember loving the silence of the lamb book. That plus the red dragon book and the one about the blimp and the terrorists are all really good pulpy trashy fun books. I hated the hannibal book though and returned it for a refund, only time I've ever done that with a book I purchased
Since you asked: Currently wrapped up in The Last Good Kiss by James Crumley. Its a pretty, prettaaayyyyy pretteeee good Raymond Chandler type jammer. Also working my way through The Fatal Shore by Robert Hughes. I'm a couple hundred pages in so maybe I'm 1/3 or 1/4 through with it? Its heavy, but very very well written. Glad I'm reading it. But I needed a break from it because it is some bleak ass shit, ya heard? I've kind of given up on the auto-bio of mark twain, but I'm 300 or so pages in so it seems like I should try to find the time to finish it so that my effort was not wasted. Also I'm a couple hundred pages in to "death on the installment plan" by louis-ferdinand celine but I dont much care for it.
Yes, I liked the Life is too short thing as well but only saw maybe one or two episodes. Good stuff. Extras also was good. Would have liked to see "When the Whistle Blows" made in to an actual show
I disagree with these selections.
Agreed on preferring Danny MacBride just teasing the celebrities for two hours. I could watch that dude read the phone book. Funny dude.
Seth Bullock, not William Bullock. Step up your game, G.
Laughed my ass off during the new Twilight. Sooooo damn funny. Lost my mind. I am camping out in the street outside of Fandango waiting for my tickets to fucking On the Road. Should be quite rad to tha hella indeed, broheimz.
I dont care for Justified. Only saw a few episodes. Didnt like it. Anybody "jonesing" for more Deadwood should read Peter Dexter's Deadwood novel that was published back in the 1980s. It is like getting any extra season of the show except its very very different with Sol Star kind of evil Francais Wolcott type of role and Al Swearengen in sort of homosexual role. Very very odd and different but also perhaps equal in quality if that is possible.
My year would have been a lot better if A. People would have just shut up about that stupid Downtown Abby show. Hate it. B. Was tired of hearing about that bat-man movie. Didnt see it. That's about it. Not much else to add.
Or make it "dark" like the chris nolan bat-man franchise. "We're all conflicted and shit in some morbid toned dreary talky bits because we're deep." Then the transformer-bots fight in a blurry jpeg sequence.
I only saw The Master, Skyfall and The Avengers. I liked The Master a lot, mostly hated Skyfall and walked out of the theater on the Avengers. So in conclusion this list sucks. Better luck next time, brohamz.
I hate this show, only watched first few episodes of first season, they kill off that hooker lady and I was like "yawn saw that one coming a mile away" and it was done in such cheap ass tv crappy show fashion I hated it. Saw part of season two's first episode and just turned it off. Its so lame. Very soap opera-ish.