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+19 | 4/22/13 3:41 PM
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the topher was better you are wrong i signed in for the first time in like 2 years just to tell you that. also to talk about how dreamy teresa was. teresagum
+16 | 4/22/13 3:34 PM
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here's what i dont get: north carolina didnt already have that amendment! have you been there? north carolina, despite containing the word "north" is an incredibly quote unquote southern state. what is going on down there that they were the 30th state to pass such a thing. they were just sleeping on their dubious legislation or what?
+2 | 5/9/12 9:56 AM
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i hope they just shaved their heads after this. "well, we had a good run being metal, but now there's a bunch of paint in our hair, so i guess it's time to let it go"
+12 | 3/27/12 10:01 AM
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they have plastic over the bed and radiator! what are they doing?
+2 | 3/27/12 9:59 AM
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my valentine is a box of hair dye http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/331298/300.jpg
+8 | 2/14/12 3:34 PM
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greek is really stupid and fun and something kelly would be great at recapping and i accidentally didnt vote for it. greek! i watched every episode but also dont understand why it exists.
+10 | 2/14/12 12:46 PM
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i cant wait for the hilarious mucus plug scene!!!
+10 | 1/26/12 4:00 PM
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additionally i would like to know why no one ever talks about how super weird elizabeth banks' hair is. its like a weird overly teased mullet all the time?
+15 | 1/26/12 3:48 PM
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i dont know when this movie is coming out but i am going to stall any suicide attempts until after i see it. how is jlo going to nest without all the pregnancy chemicals??? who are half these people??? is it weird that i hope cameron diaz never ever has a child?? why do i hope that. probably because bitches be crazy and i am bitches.
+21 | 1/26/12 3:37 PM
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i think if your fetish requires a dedicated room of the house and apparatuses that require more than one person to move, you need to edit your look. too many accessories! try something less busy, like a foot fetish or buying used panties.
+8 | 1/20/12 3:14 PM
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i liked the second you can do anything sketch where that girl tried real hard at singing and we all clapped for her anyway
+25 | 1/16/12 10:30 AM
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women. making. herstory.
+4 | 1/10/12 3:28 PM
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http://www.herstorynetwork.com/women-making-herstory/lauren-parkesian/
0 | 1/10/12 3:28 PM
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most beauty products are marketed with completely meaningless pseudoscience. "look younger! micro-jujubes will eat your wrinkles! anti-aging particles will spackle in your acne scars! youre a girl, so i know science scares you and you wont think to hard about it! buy the splenda facial!"
+25 | 1/5/12 10:50 AM
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also remember this??? http://betamaxmas.com/ still great!
+3 | 12/22/11 4:33 PM
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the first time i realized the truth about santa, i saw the christmas episode of hanging with mr cooper. mr cooper didnt believe in santa but then something something there were gifts anyway? i couldnt believe i didnt figure it out since 75% of christmas episodes are about the main curmudgeon not believing. mr cooper does not hang with santa.
+2 | 12/22/11 4:32 PM
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dangit facebook!!
+1 | 12/22/11 4:30 PM
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my favorite "i like christmas but i dont want to seem like a psycho with my mug of cocoa and burl ives songs" jams are some chill christmas covers by joel rakes. http://christmas.joelrakes.com/ very soothing when you are wrapping presents and the paper tears at the corner and then you put the gift tag over the tear but it looks stupid and you try to move it but the tear gets bigger and you think about making a patch but will anyone notice?
+1 | 12/14/11 2:31 PM
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i have christmas spirit, i just realized i was clenching my jaw really hard. these people stress me out and i am thankful that i dont know them personally.
+1 | 12/6/11 3:48 PM
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