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i have a couple different friends who know the bride. this is my new claim to internet fame.
for some reason those wax figures never have the spray tan down right. you have failed us yet again, science.
spielberg and will smith were once attached to it, that was A LOT worse. the twist at the end was he really slept with E.T.
obligatory http://www.getthebigpicture.net/storage/events/indyrape.jpg
someone who was in indiana jones 4 calling someone else who was in indiana jones 4 an idiot? idiot pot meet idiot kettle.
i for one think we need to take better advantage of this republican litmus test.
i would definitely watch that show.
note that i let you keep the blue filter. this is called compromise.
ways to make the killing good: 1. FIND OUT WHO COMMITTED THE FUCKING MURDER 2. do it in 5 episodes.
yeah it was pretty good i guess
i will be sticking a hot wheels up my ass in remembrance.
"because Star Wars is stupid" and here I thought I liked you Kelly. and here I thought I liked you.
that is waaaaay too classy to be my cologne.
does this mean i have to apologize for saying i would stab my son to death if he turned out to be a tracy morgan?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71tgO20c9FL._SL500_.jpg
well yes, that did work and all, but i am talking more about my personal feelings of how i would have enjoyed standing over the aliens corpse and having pictures taken that were spread around 1979 as i became known as the alien killer and everyone celebrated my mere presence (this is how dirk nowitzki feels right now, i think) not about the path that worked because it was smarter and all that stuff.
My only real problem is I didn't really get why the kid gave a shit if the monster got home at the end? like sure, it was kind of a cool moment of catharsis letting go of the necklace and everything, and I'm sure that was the payoff the had in mind from the beginning. But didn't that same alien just try and eat your crush and then chase you thru a subterranean lair? You know what I want to happen to that alien if that's me? I want it to to be shot in it's weird ass spaghetti strainer of a nose.
i sent it to my friend this afternoon after he asked me for a recommendation on a taco joint. "go to rubens. the tacos are shaq. and chris dudley is the stand-in for your taste buds"
i once went to a 30 seconds to mars concert. i ain't proud of it.
I like gif's because sometimes I don't have anything to say, but then I'm like BAM, this image can totally say something for me. http://i721.photobucket.com/albums/ww216/slapclap/pniw2.gif (it's like anything, gif in moderation!)
I am gonna be so pissed when Briadru4 watches this because it's British when I've been harassing her to watch The Wire for 3 years.
look at george! look at him act awkward and out of the loop in between sleeping with models on yachts! what a good actor.
is that... is that not normally how it's done?
you could change the title of this post to 'supersloth's baptism' and it would work out identically.
i totally was like 'omg' at that one part. you know the one.
"I'M HAN SOLO AAAAND INDIANA JONES YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID"
i have a facebook friend who lives in minnesota who already created an event "i'm voting yes on nov 6th 2012" he's not my facebook friend anymore.
http://www.scrapbookpages.com/OldPhotos/ButzSwastika.jpg ???
did you guys know the muppets are NOT REAL? i'm just making sure everyone knows since that has not been said yet i think. kermit is the worst frog. it's like 'why don't you sit on a lilly pad and do frog things instead of acting like a human being WHAT IS THIS'
http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_mathew/2006_07_21_bear.jpg
also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPDMPj2Ox4
http://cdn.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/tumblr_lli7p0iUjb1qat8sbo1_500.jpg kanye loves the glasses.
this was a pretty great reminder of how i've never met a minority named 'kirk'
i wonder what dirk nowitzki thinks of all this?