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Ugh. This is just sad. Although, it does give Gabe an excuse to break out the C.R.E.A.M. tag, so at least there's a silver lining. The mic is hectic!
+3 | 2/19/10 9:48 AM
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Sharlto! How could yar?!?
+1 | 2/15/10 1:43 PM
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That was a really good BS Report. Also, sports.
+1 | 2/9/10 5:29 PM
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I will admit that the super stereotypical "Hoo-rah!" butch colonel was good for some prime unintentional comedy. That was helpful in getting me through this fucking interminable movie.
0 | 12/21/09 1:39 PM
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Maybe realistic isn't the right word. Did the Na'vi look tangible? No. They looked like pretty special effects. The Prawns were much more believably constructed. Frankly, they just looked better.
+12 | 12/21/09 1:30 PM
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Oops. Missed the floating mountains reference in the post (not sure why). My apologies, Gabe.
0 | 12/21/09 12:10 PM
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This movie sucked. One of the most derivative, unnecessary movies I've seen in awhile. It was like a videogame, but with no level of interactivity (the ACTUAL appeal of videogames). Not to mention the fact that its absurdly expensive effects ($300-500 million?!?) resulted in aliens that didn't look anywhere near as realistic as the Prawns in District 9 -- a movie with like a tenth of Avatar's budget. Oh, and FLOATING MOUNTAINS?!? How could you gloss over those, Gabe? How stupid is that??? Physics do not magically change just because it's a different planet.
+6 | 12/21/09 12:09 PM
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*Annoyed Silence*
+6 | 11/17/09 6:36 PM
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The Sergei quote they had was great (easily one of my favorites), but I'm not sure why they didn't include "Why always Boris?" Season 2 was painfully underrepresented in that compilation. No Ziggy, Horseface, or Vondas? Come on.
+5 | 11/16/09 7:18 PM
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"I might'a hit 'im." Man. Sapper is one dumb motherfucker. If his partner's reactions to the dumb shit he says were a quote, it would be on there for sure.
0 | 11/16/09 7:14 PM
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I couldn't stomach the Jackie Chan trailer after those damn kids ruined his Cosby sweater with that garbage. THAT WAS A NICE SWEATER. DAMN YOU KIDS!!!!
+3 | 11/16/09 7:12 PM
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Pretty much anything Slim Charles says should be on there. Totally underrated, and steals pretty much every scene he's in. It also needed WAY more Brother Mouzone. "9 at close range will do that."
+4 | 11/16/09 5:36 PM
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I'm surprised by the number of basketball fans here. I thought monsters hated sports! Apparently we're all Free Darko-reading, Basketball Jones-listening, sports fans.
+1 | 11/6/09 4:22 PM
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I freaking love Roald Dahl, and this was actually my favorite book of his. I probably read that book upwards of 30 times between the ages of 8 and 10. The Wes Anderson thing certainly doesn't hurt, either. Now all we need is a Spike Jonze adaptation of "The Giraffe, The Pelly, and Me!"
0 | 10/7/09 4:14 PM
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Couldn't agree more. A Wizard/A True Star sounds like nothing else from that era.
0 | 9/28/09 6:42 PM
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They'd better reference Peter Gabriel-era Genesis. None of that "Invisible Touch" shit.
0 | 9/28/09 6:41 PM
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Myke Hawk lost a lot of money on that outcome.
+8 | 9/1/09 12:48 PM
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Stop trying to sexually harass Blagg into leaving. Who do you think you are, Roger Sterling?
+14 | 8/24/09 3:21 PM
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Yeah, this is good, but the best? Maybe if Richie Cunning's name was "A-Ha," and the song was called "Take On Me," it would be. Right now? He wishes.
+4 | 7/28/09 10:29 PM
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+1000 for Andrew there. He trolled the shit out of those Juggalos. "This is for YOU! FOR YOU!"
+12 | 7/24/09 2:38 AM
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