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Gay or not, those guys in the first commercial are sitting unhygienically close for being strangers in a sweaty sauna. Spread it out a little.
Just like the gun in the poster, Jason Statham is played by a bunch of tiny Ben Fosters...
How was more than one person involved in making this? I can see one crazy person setting up a camera in their basement and letting their crazy out in the form of Dirt Squirrel, but how do other people decide, "Yes, this is a perfectly good idea and will do wonders for my acting career"?
Yea! There can never be enough Huey Lewis references. NEVER! BTW, the other night when Huey (and the News) were singing the National Anthem before the Giants/Phillies game, I thought I heard the announcer say they had a new album coming out. I'm sure their timeless sound translates perfectly well to 2010.
On the local news, they interviewed "someone who knows the band personally" (note that they were not named as a "fan" of the band), who said that they didn't do this to gain publicity for the band but rather to raise awareness for homeless children. Of course, very logical connection. "I've been sitting in traffic for 30 hours and my ears are bleeding. But this has given me plenty of time to reflect on the plight of homeless children. Mission accomplished!"
Given the recent unrest there, I don't think this guy has the political chops to successfully govern Deeznuts...
As he stepped back from the long embrace, baby Conan was mortified to realize that in the heat of passion his body glue had come undone and his faux chest hair, used to accent his budding masculinity, was now stuck to Simon's broader, tanned torso...
At first glance, I thought that perhaps the Unauthorized Colonel Sanders Biopic was going to reveal some previously unknown aspects of the good Colonel's private pastimes...
Hot on the trail of Michael Jackson's gang from the 'Beat It' video...
Isn't "Marceaux" a French name? Change that to Basil FREEDOM, and then we can talk about the very sane idea of getting Patriot missiles in the hands of our citizenry...
Kid you just built a wall-climbing machine. Climb UP, dammit!
Hmm, its framed like art, but it sure doesn't look like art...
I had no idea that Ed Hardy made a Garanaminals line...
How does he get glasses tattooed on his face but not complete the eyeglass arms that go behind his ears? They just stop at his hairline. Have some commitment to your art, dude.
I'd watch this if the losers kept coming around again and again like luggage that hasn't been picked up at the airport.
She used to live down the street from me and is super nice too. Its good to see nice, talented people succeed, as opposed to the usual doucheriffic cast of characters like Jon Gosselin, Paris Hilton, Glen Beck, the Hills people, um, Teabaggers (both kinds), etc...
My TV now emits a faint odor of Axe body spray and luncheon meat. We're gonna need more glade plug-ins over this way...
With the sword hanging on the wall, I doubt Nana has to worry about this kid having any sex, offensive or otherwise...
As a person with childrenz, I can tell you that only the childless will be attending this movie. Massive sleep deprivation has a way of knocking the cute right off any of the little bastards that aren't your own...
It will be a rushed hour
I'm not credible enough to make a case for my own viewpoint, so I need to find someone with more experience, subject matter expertise and valid opinions than I. I'll go with... an infant! Vote Maddie 2010
I'm thinking it was a really smooth pick up line by Mr. Renner: "Is your name 'Ass-Nuts', because that ass is driving me nuts!"
Who would have thought that Willie and Lester would be the pinnacle of the medium? Fucking puppets...
This video goes from kinda :( to kinda :) if you imagine that he has an electromagnet implanted in his head that pulls towards the center of the earth. When viewed in that context, dude does a solid job staying upright.
And the world feels just a little more ooky today without Mr. Mizzy...
They showed Bart's junk in the Simpson's movie, but that was clever and funny and a comment on censorship and all that. This is just creepy and lecherous and ewww.
I swapped out my Bush chia head for Obama back in January, like all patriotic Americans, which was good because I was running low on Freedom seeds (self-fertilizing, natch).
He was smart enough for his signature dance to be a shuffling, straight ahead kinda thing without too many jerky moves or wild gesturing that will work for years to come, like when he's eight and towing an oxygen tank behind him...
Isn't this the plot for that new Bruce Willis movie? Where he lives his life as a balding, rough-and-tumble wiseacre vicariously through the teddy bear?
I kinda agree here. Rapegum is starting to become Rape-rapegum (y'know, not the good kind). I'll be glad when Sexual Indiscretions Week is over. At least Violent Sex Tuesday is already behind us.
If he had no idea that the gov gave out prizes for that, was he just keeping the tails as part of his own tallying system? Did he put them around his house on stakes as a warning to other rats?
Only in Japan, or at least not in the US. He couldn't get away with this in the US. He'd surely get beat down by an overzealous tea-bagger (nullus) for not removing his hat during the national anthem.
I'm assuming this party ends with bleach-infused kool aid and new white nikes. 'Cause there ain't no party like a Heaven's Gate Windows 7 Launch Party...