Scary indeed. The internet is just teeming with liars, it seems.
For the record you guys, that picture that *kinda* looks like someone hastily used Microsoft Paint to stick Angelina Jolie's lips on Scarlett Johansen's face and then cropped that on top of Meghan Fox's really is me!
"Hey Gabriel, it's been a couple of millenia, maybe you could learn a new song? You know, something more modern, like a Bach flute sonata or a selection from that new Lou Reed / Metallica album that is the rage with the kids these days." - Andy Rooney in heaven
I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd WHO go?" Which is really fair enough given that Hollywood's eyesight will not be fully developed for another 12 to 16 weeks.
CRAP! The spec script I am writing for Human Centipede 3 is predicated on the idea of "beginning with Nas and ending with Dick Cavett". Back to the drawing board!
Pitchfork gave Pizza Party a 9.2 and declared it Best New Music. They wrote: Pizza Party, with its homages to the violent guitar riffs of Jem and the Holograms, the dubstep beats of Jesse and the Rippers, and the unapologetic bombast of Sexual Chocolate -- exits the void of what we *expect* from Italian food and instead delivers a gaseous, carb-laden, meat pile that any of us would be proud to call home.
I'd like to chat about Jesus, too. I payed him 20 dollars, like I do every week, but this week the lawn looks MAYBE 1/2 mowed and there are weeds all around my prize-winning hydrangeas.
The story of the tower of Babel. Except instead of all the world's different languages it's just me speaking English to someone else who also speaks English but who understands the appeal of Willow and / or Jaden Smith.
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