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Sorry gang, as of this morning Keeping Up with the Qaddafians has been cancelled.
+32 | 10/20/11 11:05 AM
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SINGLE GENTS: I couldn't even remember whether it was Sex IN the City or Sex AND the City. I am now accepting boyfriend applicantions - please take a number and form an orderly line starting over there.
+12 | 10/19/11 11:23 AM
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I am suing the production company of The Town because it was less like Sex in the City than I believed it would be based on the name.
+9 | 10/19/11 11:04 AM
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And with that, "ability to act" gets bumped down *another* level in Hollywood's hierarchy of casting decision-drivers. "Age" takes a nice leap overall but still trails "bankability", "attractiveness", "couch skills" (wink!), and "doesn't throw up when Kevin James kisses her in that one scene" as the leading factors in getting the role of a lifetime.
+6 | 10/18/11 12:00 PM
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I think McDonald's is just trying to cash in on the wildly popular Human Trainwreck show that is already streaming live 24 /7 in all of its restaraunts.
+17 | 10/18/11 10:23 AM
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He told me that the burning I feel when I pee is called "the Fieri in my pants." SAD FACE
+35 | 10/17/11 5:12 PM
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Toddlers and PEE-aras.
+5 | 10/17/11 3:42 PM
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It is scientific fact that stopping on roller skates without first SLAMMING into a wall is a physical impossibility. I am writing my doctoral thesis on this matter. And you guys said the University of Phoenix wasn't a real school...
+19 | 10/12/11 9:45 AM
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This woman is also suing the film makers of Bull Durham because she misread the title as Jeff Dunham. Disappointment!
+12 | 10/10/11 10:19 AM
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Ah, the internet - lightening my overwhelming shame for once loving Wang Chung since 1997.
+3 | 10/3/11 9:40 AM
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Big Fake AND Gay - an internet love story
+11 | 9/28/11 12:38 PM
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Nickelback lyrics. See what I did there? You see what I did there.
+14 | 9/22/11 2:44 PM
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In Soviet Russia, children in hockey masks make unfunny jokes at YOU. Seriously, Soviet Russia is a nightmare you guys.
+10 | 9/14/11 2:58 PM
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See? BS!
+10 | 9/14/11 11:10 AM
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My take: the rescuers are my co-workers and they only lifted up the car because they heard there *might* be a few free left-over donuts under there from this morning's staff meeting.
+3 | 9/14/11 10:34 AM
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Beetlejuice 2: In an empty movie theatre no one can hear you scream. (you know, because no one else is there...I mean, really? Beetlejuice 2?)
+9 | 9/7/11 12:36 PM
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Lancelot133 vs. Sperry's is our generations Kramer vs. Kramer. Except, you know, Dustin Hoffman is clearly Youtube in this case. And Meryl Streep is a rage-filled killing spree. And the little boy is me being painfully pulled between the two for all of eternity.
+5 | 9/7/11 9:41 AM
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Gwyneth pitches Law & Order: Mercedes SUV to NBC.
+7 | 9/6/11 12:04 PM
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I haven't commented for a while, so I guess I've been saving up all my typos?
+5 | 9/6/11 9:52 AM
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Oh man, explaining to those chimps what happened to Will and Jada Smith is going to hardest part.
+24 | 9/6/11 9:45 AM
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The fan in the mirror above her head makes it look like she is wearing one of those propeller beanie hats. I can't tell you how happy that discovery made me.
+20 | 8/9/11 9:39 AM
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I preferred their original script: Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah BACHMAN!
+22 | 8/2/11 10:22 AM
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"That handbag is unreasonably small for the purposes of toting around a normal volume of personal items and I demand justice!" - Kevin Smith
+8 | 7/20/11 10:21 AM
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Interupting my enjoyment of some Guns N Roses in the morning? Where does she get off?!
+18 | 7/20/11 9:57 AM
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DJ Scat Cat joke.
+6 | 7/18/11 4:40 PM
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"This appeals to me for some reason." - Michael Bay, probably.
+16 | 7/5/11 9:38 AM
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Nicoise better than Caesar?? Outrage! Whoops - commenting with my Stereogum hat on again.
+12 | 6/27/11 1:06 PM
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I wish I had confidence enough in the sanity of the American public to simply assume that this won't work out for him.
+8 | 6/21/11 9:36 AM
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"Sew, old woman! Sew like the wind!" - Ned Nederlander, the original gangsta of quick draw
+8 | 6/15/11 12:36 PM
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"Justin Finnegan" hahahaha I call FAKE on that name! Also, mmmmm waffles.
+3 | 6/15/11 10:21 AM
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I call this one the "Let's Get Condé Nast-y" - that kid, probably.
+18 | 6/10/11 9:35 AM
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I hereby nominate Richard Blais for "Outstanding Pomegranate Ketchup by a Faux Hawk."
+2 | 6/9/11 2:42 PM
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Damn you guys, Luther Vandross looks goooooood.
+9 | 6/8/11 3:57 PM
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The make-over montage in which she gets contacts, pulls the scrunchie out of her hair, and loses the head-gear is going to be so inspiring!
+46 | 6/8/11 9:39 AM
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"Adults hula hooping is ridiculous!" - person who really wants to build an adult fort* * - this person is me
+9 | 6/7/11 11:38 AM
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When pressed, Mrs. Palin admitted that she was "never really that into the Backstreet Boys, anyway."
+23 | 6/6/11 11:48 AM
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It's cool that I totally knew who George Plimpton was and definitely DID NOT need to look him up on Wikipedia just now.
+2 | 6/3/11 3:04 PM
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No no no! I said FLASH mob not FLESH mob. That's the last time I use Craigslist to cast my next viral video.
+6 | 6/1/11 9:34 AM
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Jerry Ferrara sheds the weight hoping to be cast as Titian*, the fifth ninja turtle, in the upcoming TMNT remake. * - Note: pronounced "titty-an"
+4 | 5/31/11 5:53 PM
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During the interview process, be sure to mention how much you loved the song "Unskinny Cock" which he wrote and performed for "Show Us Your Hits" the Poison Tribute Album. I'm not making that up, by the way, it's straight from IMDB. I wish I were funny enough to have dreamed that up.
+7 | 5/27/11 12:39 PM
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