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In the Disney adaptation, his name is Omi-Moose Vil Lain.
+1 | 5/26/11 11:43 AM
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When you die, you get to be on the cover of HARP magazine.
+19 | 5/24/11 5:36 PM
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"BOHR-ing" - Alpha nerd
+18 | 5/24/11 11:53 AM
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I'm still waiting for someone to teach me how to stow my lunch money in the side pocket of my Roos like a genius.
+10 | 5/24/11 10:34 AM
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"You're Pyred!" - Donald Trump, ominously
+11 | 5/24/11 9:37 AM
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What?? This isn't the Temptation Island I was expecting!
+10 | 5/24/11 9:35 AM
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Muppet Cemetery Boo!! Worst BNPG play ever!
+10 | 5/23/11 3:45 PM
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This reminds me of one of my favorite Onion articles of all time: http://i1179.photobucket.com/albums/x392/thekelburrows/dog-1.jpg
+42 | 5/20/11 3:11 PM
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A running commentary of my mind through this video: 8 seconds: Why hello, handsome guy with a penchant for tasty burgers 10 seconds: NO WEDDING RING??!! BE STILL MY HEART 15 seconds: Oh my LORD we are going to be so happy together this burger-loving stud and I - SO HAPPY 18 seconds: Mrs. TheKelBurrows-Big Mac? Mrs. TheKelMac? Mrs. TheBigKelMacBurrows? Hell, it doesn't really matter. We have our whole lives to figure that out. 20 seconds: Wait! WHO IS THAT BITCH?!?!! 24 seconds: He IS married??? GOD DAMN IT!! I turned off the video at that point. I hope I didn't miss anything good at the end.
+32 | 5/18/11 3:41 PM
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We missed you, Frank. Oh so much.
+6 | 5/18/11 12:51 PM
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LOVE that commercial. I have a friend who tests medical software for a living and she always enters test patient names as Bob Wehadababyitsaboy. Cool story, I know.
+11 | 5/18/11 11:55 AM
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You guys, I'm so sad that we'll never see Oprah again. I mean, not counting, Oprah specials, Oprah the magazine, the Oprah network, Oprah the coloring book, Oprah's choco coco puffs, Oprah oooprah doompadee doo...
+21 | 5/18/11 9:39 AM
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In my mind, James Franco majored in "OH FOR THE HUMANITIES JUST STOP IT YOU EXHAUST ME".
+12 | 5/17/11 5:38 PM
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More like Le Petit BARFtième, amirite? * - please note, this joke intented to kill 'em dead at the 1900's Belgian comic strip blog that I frequent.
+13 | 5/17/11 9:38 AM
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Voted most fun at the Franco family reunion - Generalísimo Franco: OUT James Franco: IN.
+9 | 5/16/11 3:42 PM
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Did you guys know that she voiced Trixie the triceratops in Toy Story 3?? My point: Kristen Schaal - any way you spell it you get awesome.
+10 | 5/16/11 12:40 PM
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It's Peanut Butter Jelly and Kelly Time! It's Peanut Butter Jelly and Kelly Time!
+4 | 5/13/11 12:11 PM
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Does anyone have this guy's phone number? Because I have a quick question for him. And that question is: CAN I TAKE YOU TO *OUR* CINNABON AND MARRY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER???!?!
+12 | 5/13/11 12:04 PM
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I bought one of these online at eBay but they shipped me a cheap knock off. The seller was clearly a master bait and switch artist.
+15 | 5/13/11 11:24 AM
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He looks more like 76, amirite? PSYCHE!!! Just kidding, friendo. He looks like we was born on the FIRST of May, 1987.
+11 | 5/12/11 11:45 AM
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After losing all the vodka, he must have the blues, brother.
+5 | 5/12/11 10:34 AM
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Future Yogurt Cup Manufacturers of America.
+7 | 5/11/11 11:46 AM
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Today we all truly be awash in the sauce of God. And it is going to be fucking delicious. Good luck, my friend!
+7 | 5/11/11 9:47 AM
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Rebuttal: cats get to look like Ron Swanson and dogs do not.
+32 | 5/10/11 9:35 AM
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"Huckabeast guest blogging Videogum is the best thing to happen to Nebraska. Ever." - Tom Osborne and also me. Make Dr. Tom proud, Huck!
+11 | 5/9/11 10:34 AM
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"Avenge the murder of parents" - Note to self from about 54% of the cliche movie characters Hollywood craps out every year.
+4 | 5/6/11 2:36 PM
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You should see him do a leprechan.
+9 | 5/6/11 10:47 AM
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"Dances weirdly in the streets with friends" just replaced "owns a scooter" as the number one reason that kid is not going to get laid tonight.
+12 | 5/6/11 9:38 AM
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"Our gardenered has a Haute Male account. LOL" - Gwyneth Paltrow
+54 | 5/5/11 11:36 AM
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"I guess this opens up more time for Oksana Grigorieva to work on her net game." - Failed jokes from the entertainment news show that I am creating for the Tennis Network.
+5 | 5/5/11 10:42 AM
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"Can't I just buy some immortality the next time I'm in town to buy Prada tooth paste for little Apple?" - Gwyneth Paltrow
+8 | 5/4/11 3:40 PM
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Those of us who are truly dedicated to our Mexican heritage (and / or the Mexican heritage of our lunch) celebrate this every night not just tonight.
+15 | 5/4/11 2:47 PM
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I don't have time to watch this right now, so I'm going to assume Shaggy 2 Dope said "HATED IT" and Violent J awarded it three snaps in a Z formation.
+19 | 5/4/11 9:33 AM
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"Ugh, John C Reilly's outfit is a CAMEL TOE-N'T" - Joan Rivers
+25 | 5/3/11 5:33 PM
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"This thing will be called Story Corpse when I am through with NPR!! Muhahahaha" - John Boehner, probably.
+10 | 5/3/11 3:35 PM
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Call me when the rumors start swirling about who will be cast in the adaptation of Hungry Hungry Hippo. SPOILER ALERT: Anne Hathaway is in talks to play that one white ball that you hurl with the full fury of your youthful existance at your upinger brother for being such a little cheating shit head.
+3 | 5/3/11 12:44 PM
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Can you name a newspaper NOW, Mrs. Palin? Nope.
+4 | 5/3/11 11:39 AM
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I bet you Anne Hathaway will pronounce it "theater" instead of "theatre" and "color" instead of "colour." Americans are the worst!
+27 | 5/3/11 10:42 AM
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More like Osama Been Laid-to-Rest, amiright??
+17 | 5/2/11 3:36 PM
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Favorite Children's Song: The Farmer in the Infidel
+10 | 5/2/11 1:48 PM
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