Rob Lowe on Parks and Rec is totally killing it, all the scenes of him writhing on the bed and floor, not to mention the "Stop. Pooping..". Also cannot say enough how happy I am to have Adam Scott back on my TV (RIP Party Down)
"remember that postcard Grampa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? We all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong: that alligator was sexually harassing that woman."
I want to know what kind of filter SeaCaptainDate.com has to separate the actual sea captains from the dudes from Bushwick who dress like sea captains.
I'm mad because I very specifically did NOT play the Lost numbers. Funny considering Lost had never disappointed me before I obviously should have known.
"I think that mankind and the earth were created 6,000 years ago by God and that every word written in the bible is the word of this God and therefor infallibly true. Or it could be science related."
Pepsi must have missed the memo about the world ending on 5/21/2011. Simon will be using his endorsement money to buy a spot aboard one of the A.R.K. ships.
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