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Fun Fact: John Mayer used to be Blues Hammer's lead guitarist. Look it up.
Scott Weiland must've caught wind of all the Paper Heart money going around.
Love is a force of nature that is genetic and not a choice.
Once upon a time in Nazi Occupied France... Actually, this will be considerably different from that.
Sadly, www.beaniemomwebsite.com seems to have been taken down.
I prefer the last one. It's good to go out on a more upbeat, rockin' note that reminds us of the good times.
- The maintenance box where the subway bomb was hidden in Die Hard with a Vengeance (Not Arnold related, but I saw it in a Planet Hollywood one time.)
Nice try, Gabe. How much is Teva paying you?
I am all for segregation between clappers and the rest of us. Let them hold private screenings in community centers and church basements.
Oh god. Variety is always good for a Laff Of Love.
You should make a T-shirt that says "NO I WILL NOT SIT DOWN"
Taken felt like watching a game of Pac Man.
"Douche-smarm" pretty much sums it up. He can be funny, and he has that inherent quality where you want to laugh at him because he's naturally funny, but he's misusing a gift by going down the collegehumor.com road.
Daniel Tosh is awful. Dane Cook in training. His stand up wouldn't be all that bad if he didn't have that goofy, over the top delivery.
Carlos Mencia picked up Fred Leuchter from the side of the highway and showed up just in time for the UFC fight.
Visually, I was just not that into it either. It's cool that it's Wes Anderson and everything, but there are people out there that know how to do this better. Hopefully the voice acting and the story will save it for me, because I would hate for this thing to have to move forward without my approval.
The Emmys should clarify what part of this show is supposed to be comedy. Was it the part where Eeee frowned at Broken Flowers girl when she sat down on the couch and then she said, "I'm sorry, I'll go put pants on"? Or was it the part where Vince ordered an ambiguously "nice" bottle of wine and then ordered two more after the waiter said "it ISN'T cheap"? Waiter, bring me two more bottles of comedy gold.
The original Wicker Man is good, Gabe.
Rape joke of the year? I don't understand the popularity of the Old Gregg scene, espsecially among people I know who aren't familiar with the show. It's not really a stand alone Youtube clip, and Jimmy Fallon could've picked a better one to show, like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz2szNKnsXo I only want what's best for them.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Shame spiral barrel. Being has been penetrated. Real life straight man, double act comedy is the best. Ari Gold could learn something from Conan.
Let's paint, exercise, and do it in my hotel room and my balls start fillin' up.
Kitchen Confidential (they can pretty much use that one again, right?)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1PyaWDDN34 At 2:06
Has Japanese pop-culture penetrated the American mainstream yet? Did I miss that?
Oh, so it actually IS a Lifetime show.
"Get off my phone," is the new, "Get off my plane."
Shouldn't they have done a palm-muted electric guitar intro or something instead of just cut-and-pasting from the original? Also, this is some of the best rich-parents production value I've seen.
David Lynch can make a single hole in a burlap bag creepy.
For real. They were showing Stella episodes the other night. David Wain is an underrated condiment on the Michael sandwich. Anyways, my The State DVDs came in the mail today right when I was about to think too hard about this show. Mysterious ways...
Thesaurus entries for "great": fine, glorious, highly regarded, paramount, crackerjack.
I respectfully disagree. The first season is great, relying more on writing (or improv, who knows) where the second season has more goofy effects and elaborate backgrounds, which is great, too. I think they do a great job mixing it up and doing something different with each season. Gabe, don't watch it on Adult Swim; for some reason they edit out some of the best stuff.