Duh Aficionado Magazine just became Bummer Weekly. Congrats on a great run, Lindsay Lindsayism. May you never have to write about animals with Paul Rudd fetishes that are all hopped on salvia bouncing on trampolines ever again (that is, of course, unless you want to!). K.I.T., indeed!
The blame for the film's B.O. failure lands squarely on the shoulders of the marketers. They should've positioned it more as a buddy comedy (McBride and Ferrell are hilarious together in it) and less of an action/adventure pic. They should've excised Anna Friel from the marketing in general; she's super hot but basically worthless in this.
That said, LOTL is destined to go down as a cult classic. I freaking loved it.
I never thought I'd see a video like the one of the little girl in the classroom here on Videogum. Maybe my all-time favorite thing I've seen here on V-gum, especially because it lives in a post about Voices That Care. I remember buying the cassingle b/c Cindy Crawford "sang" on it.
I've never understood your hatred for Gwynnie. She looked FINE last night. Yeah, her legs were a little shiny, but so what?
And re: SKY CAPTAIN -- if I had a video store, I would file that movie under "Interesting Failures."
I'm a little bummed that last week's episode wasn't the season finale; it would've rivaled EASTBOUND & DOWN for darkest Season One closing episode in history.
I can't wait for the sequel, in which Channing Tatum comes under the tutelage of two fashionable, upstart fighting machines from Brooklyn (The Internet's own Gabe and Max).
I know which precise theater and which precise time that one of the two Videogum editors will be watching the movie this weekend. Email me at videogumstalker@gmail.best if you would like the info. Serious offers only, pls.
I remember a kid in my earth science class in 7th grade (or maybe it was 8th) who chopped up Pixy Stix into lines and then snorted them. During class.
This "smoking Smarties" trick would be so much cooler if this kid knew how to freebase.
Someone really needs to get him a tape recorder. Still, this fucking song OWNS. I wish I was stoned out of my gourd at Red Rocks listening to this with Dennis Rodman and Peter Vescey by my side.
There is another version of this commercial that aired during the BCS Championship game last night that featured a CGI zombie version of Jackie Robinson. I shit you not.
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