I'm just now getting around to reading this post because when I first saw it, I was like FUCK THAT VERBOSITY. I'll admit that I didn't even read all of it just now, but I read most. And I read the last paragraph. I must say, I've been wondering what the toll is for writing like you do, Gabe. You don't hate everything, obviously. But you do hate everything. You "hate" -- wink, wink, lots of love -- everything. It's a precarious precipice you've placed yourself. I fear with Lindsay no longer around, you'll become like a kind of pithy Lawnmower Man blogger of infinite regress. Read some Rilke!
Just think if that fruit chick from True Blood was at one of these Peanuts dance parties. Oh, man, my dick is vibrating into a dog just thinking about it!
Hey, is the movie being marketed directly at us? Because I wasn't sure if it was being marketed directly at us since pictures of Zohi Dayshantel are plastered all over everything.
Not really apropos of this post but WHAAAAAAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE 500 DAYS OF SUMMER BACKGROUND?
Videogum? More like I-understand-we're-in-a-recession-and-you-need-to-sell-ad-space-but-Jesus-fucking-Christ-this-page-is-now-scorching-my-god-damn-retinas-gum.
Wait, who's my boyfriend? The entire news team? Or the cross dresser? Or the brick-and-mortar Channel 7 News building? Or the broadcast company that owns Channel 7? Or the electromagnetic waves Channel 7 News travels? All of these things?
I just need to know whom I'm giving a BJ tonight.
Also, what's this about a sequel? I mean, let sleeping terrible-funny movies lie, right? If this does indeed happen, someone needs to convey to Tommy the importance of making the sequal with as much earnestness as the first. I have this vision of The Room 2 that tries to be intentionally unintentionally funny, and friends, that shit ain't funny at all.
Do have HAVE to be white to see The Room? In all the video/pictures I've seen about this movie, every single person at the theater is white. TEAR DOWN THESE WALLS, THE ROOM: THE MOVIE!!!
Wait, the new album has everything on it? Literally everything?!? Misogyny aside, I don't see how we can all pass on this truly amazing album. Also... DOUCHE CHILL!
No, Lindsay. People tend not to look too closely when it comes to their anthem songs. Think "Rockin' in the Free World" and all those YouTube videos featuring American tanks and service members kicking ass set to the Team America: World Police theme.
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