I do this exact same thing every night, except with a glass of wine in one hand and kids screaming in the next room. Where the hell is my cooking show?
You know things aren't good when you make it on television, but it's on a news broadcast about jesus cheese toast where you are captioned as "Toast Owner".
She couldn't have taken 5 seconds to look at that peice of paper for the date of her trip before she started recording?
Also, WTF kind of crazy bathrobe is she wearing?
I didn't even know Patton was married. I love him. I'm having a baby next month. He can come sleep on an army cot in my room if he wants to relive the experience! I'm sure my husband won't mind.
I've read it TWICE. Once when it first came out, and once when I was stuck overnight in a hospital waiting room with nothing else to read. So I will take this opportunity to announce that I am the winner here. Or the loser. The winningest loser.
What do you want to bet there is saline solution in her IV and they just told her it's painkillers? She seems tardy enough with or without intoxicating substances.
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