Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

Amrit Singh | November 16, 2012 - 5:41 pm

It’s the weekend, so while y’all probably have some Gilette shit to do right about now, let’s quickly knowingly head-nod at each other but how jam-friendly this week was. Autre Ne Veut, for instance. Or permajam candidates Yo La Tengo. This week we also welcomed Johnny Marr the solo artist, along with Johnny Depp the clove-smoking Tom Petty-guitarist. We went in on the Ween discography. We thought about Sufjan and how he loves/hates Christmas. We saw Dirty Projectors continue to be wonderful, this time on national TV. Not so bad. Now let’s see how you fared in the comments:

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10  Michael Nelson | Nov 14th Score:12

Fair point. I agree to your terms!

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#9  adddo | Nov 14th Score:12

Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

The funny thing is — the only rapper who would be able to beef with Big Boi and not get totally burned on a career-ending level is Andre. As fun as a battle between these two would be, I’d still rather just have another Outkast album.

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#8 

Ethan Darling | Nov 10th Score:12

I think that IS donnytilla

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#7  donnytilla | Nov 10th Score:12

multiple upvotes for the “downvote donny”? what are yous trying to say? you don’t like the don-meister? this is a democracy, and i’ll be your mitt if you want me (that’s copy written officially as of now, pun intended too for that line [obvs])

honestly i’m about at the point of saying “fuck the world” to all of this nonsense. why waste pure, unadulterated talent on fools? i’ve got offers jumping at the bit – and by offers i mean offers and by jumping at the bit i mean jumping at the D, and by the D i mean the Donny D.
anyway, i’ll break it down, for the dummies.

1. i’m talking about pale flesh from the crystie castie albie. such a jam. when the average “joe idiot” reads those first two words, there should already be an up vote. come on, this doesn’t require a tutorial.

2. NES duck tales video game soundtrack reference. at this point, it’s like Einstein presenting his genius to a pack of inbred dogs (golden retrievers, probably).

3. the beat would make a killer track for someone to spit some ignorant shit on. really dont’ think this requires explanation, OBVS.

4. i identified that it shouldn’t be yung shawn (OBVIOUSLY). Wasn’t aware I was dealing with the wittle seanjohn appreciation club (I’m NOT a member – obvs).

5. just disappointed. it makes me wonder where my comments would be if it weren’t for the D-titty haters. would all my comments be at 50+? most likely. Would i have the respect and praise of all of my digital colleagues? obvs. Would my D grow taller than long duck dong? dbl obvs. Does any of this matter? Find the passion in YOUR life, guy.

anyway. you guys have changed; not for the better

outtie, SO HARD.

DDD.

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#6  donnytilla | Nov 10th Score:14

not gonna lie – had a couple drinkies. i’m only human. i’m only dancer.

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#5  spennyb | Nov 9th Score:14

Man I never thought I’d see the day when donny’s in the downvotes just for being himself. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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#4  raptor jesus | Nov 9th Score:20

The day after Iceland Airwaves concluded with Sigur Rós headlining, I met up with a fellow Stereogum commenter and Icelandic native.

Sölvi met me at The Lebowski Bar in Reykjavik for a couple beers and a couple hours of music discourse. Right when we were about to leave a random girl stops at our table and says, “Björk is DJing at Boston bar next door.”

We exchange puzzled glances and were outside in seconds looking for this bar. It was located a block away and when I opened the door I was greeted with the final minute of TLC’s “Waterfalls” – already coincidental considering I spent the day viewing waterfalls.

At the top of the stairs it became apparent that Björk was NOT DJing. There was a crowd of roughly 30 people, some sitting and most standing by the PA system where some girl was playing songs off her iPod playing 90s jams.

“There she is.” And there she was. Björk was standing next to the window laughing and dancing with her friends. Mezmerized we got beers and took a seat and did our best not to just stare, but mainly discussed how coincidentally stereotypical the whole moment felt. I mean, I’d wager most Americans associate Iceland with Björk even though she’s usually living in New York.

I watched as she danced a silver bowl containing ice and two bottles of champagne back to her friends as they started to get down to Beyonce’s “Countdown” and then whatever track is immediately after that song on 4. It was all quite surreal.

Until I heard it: “amilliamilliamilliamilli…” — no way. So there I was, reciting Lil Wayne lyrics while a small group of people, Björk included, danced in a bar called Boston in Iceland. “Get Money” came next and a little later that Thuggish Ruggish song… but regardless:

tl;dr Saw Björk dance to Lil Wayne in Iceland.

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#3 

Dylan Ricards | Nov 9th Score:20

remember when we all thought andre was gonna be the weird prolific one?

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#2  raptor jesus | Nov 14th Score:24

Every time you refer to 3k as “Dre” I’m thinking Doctor.

Anyway, can we stick with “Andre” or “3000″ or “Three Stacks” (good mention above) in the future?

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#1 

Nico Behnzukeh | Nov 14th Score:35

People always hold Andre as being the creative, the poet, etc., but when it comes down to it I prefer Big Boi because he’s here offering us great music, while most are waiting for an Andre track at best. Outkast’s relationship with its fans is very reminiscent of a child’s relationship with his step dad and biological father. We complain how much we want our real father in our life, while our step dad has been there all along taking care of us since our pops (Andre) abandoned us.

Forever Big Boi.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 

Alex T Leach | Nov 11th Score:-5

interesting that John Wayne Gacy, Jr. is all kinds of awkward and uncomfortable but reveled as a work of genius.

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#4  mr_axed | Nov 11th Score:-6

this shit was written way before the bush administration kiddo , but thanks for trying

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#3 

Michael Hanna | Nov 10th Score:-6

I disagree of course, but I must commend you on actually having the courage and typing skills to say what’s on your mind rather than only clicking the little downvote symbol.

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#2 

Michael Hanna | Nov 10th Score:-8

Uh oh, someone doesn’t have a sense of humor.

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#1  lil wayne disciple | Nov 13th Score:-10

Fucccck dat. Please take your saccharine bullshit elsewhere.

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EDITOR’S CHOICE (SCOTT)

marlon-brandos-island | Nov 14th Score:5

The Mollusk changed my life, man.

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EDITOR’S CHOICE (AMRIT)

  seanjean | 10:08am Score:0

Well that was pretty much perfect.

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