Ugly Christmas Sweaters From Queens Of The Stone Age, Metallica, Motörhead, And More

By Scott Lapatine / November 26, 2013 - 5:33 pm

Last year we were all amused by the Slayer Christmas sweater, the heaviest and coziest way for your torso to ring in the holidays. This year Motörhead, Metallica, Descendents, Death From Above 1979, Dying Fetus, and a bunch of Victory Records bands got in on the trend, leading Metal Injection to declare ugly metal Christmas sweaters have officially jumped the shark. And Stereogum’s resident metalhead Michael Nelson confirms that these are not very kvlt. But before we close this chapter, you’ll wanna check out the official Queens Of The Stone Age holiday sweater (via CoS). It comes in burgundy and black and features two pairs of reindeer fucking. It also looks like a sweatshirt, not a sweater? But that’s appropriate, since it also comes as a Christmas t-shirt. Browse all of the festive designs in the gallery above. I threw in a Morrissey Christmas sweater too; it’s not official, but it’s 100% vegan.