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HONESTLY PLEASE SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN

Kelly Conaboy | January 2, 2014 - 12:45 pm

I AM NOT THE BIGGEST FAN OF THE PHRASE “SHUT IT DOWN” WHEN IT IS HASTILY APPLIED TO ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET, LIKE, “MILEY CYRUS WORE THIS UNBELIEVABLE SHIRT — SHUT IT DOWN” OR WHATEVER, KIND OF LIKE THE THING EVERY DOES NOW WHERE THEY’RE LIKE “VERY [NOUN] MUCH [ADJECTIVE], ETC.” INSTEAD OF THINKING OF A JOKE TO SAY — I ALSO, SINCE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IT, REALLY DON’T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE SAY SOMETHING GIVES THEM “FEELS” OR WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT “SEXY TIME,” IT’S LIKE, REALLY, COME ON, PLEASE CAN WE ALL JUST TALK LIKE ADULT HUMAN BEINGS WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE, BUT WITH ALL THAT SAID I HONESTLY DO NEED EVERYONE TO JUST SHUT IT DOWN RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THIS VINE OF A BIG BLACK HAIRBALL TURNING INTO A BUNCH OF SPIDERS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT AND I JUST CANNOT TAKE ANOTHER SECOND OF IT OR ANYTHING ELSE. VINE, YOU WERE ON SUPER THIN ICE BUT NOW YOU ARE FINISHED AND YOU TOOK THE REST OF US WITH YOU, HOW DARE YOU, YOU ASSHOLE, REST IN PEACE EVERYONE, WE ARE THROUGH.


NO. GOODBYE. (Via Geekologie.)