I can only speak for where I live, as I am not a weatherman plus I don’t know who is reading this or where you live, my apologies if you were expecting a list of the weather in all of your locations and how I felt about each specific one, though, I haven’t even gotten to the part where I reveal that I am going to talk about the weather, so who even knows what I’m about to say?, but: IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE! I hope it’s beautiful where you live, too! Great day over here. Sun is shining, warm but not too hot. Just a dream. But no matter how beautiful your day is, it is safe to say it is not as beautiful as Ms. Kristen Stewart’s — or should I say, Ms. English Maristen StUCLA’s. From the Daily Mirror:
Robert Pattinson’s on/off girlfriend [Ed. Note: Rude.] has enrolled at America’s prestigious UCLA to study English Literature – while carrying on with her film commitments, too.
It means the 23-year-old, who is currently shooting her new war movie Camp X-Ray, is set to become one of the hardest working actresses in Hollywood. [Ed. Note: A bit much.]
A source revealed: “Yes, Kristen’s a Tinseltown actress worth millions but she is already considering a life after film. She never got to complete college and she wants to get a proper education. She is a voracious reader and cannot wait to get going on her correspondence course.”
Wait, her correspondence course? She isn’t going to be sitting in on any of the classes?! But I already had a picture in my head of Kristen Stewart sitting in on her classes, raising her hand, talking to her fellow classmates about the homework, etc.! RUINED! Ugh. Ruined. This day is ruined. Thanks a lot, Kristen Stewart. I hope you enjoy your damn correspondence course. How was your day? Good until a minute ago, I bet?