Well, Mr. Skywire Didn’t Die!

By Kelly Conaboy / June 24, 2013

OH THANK GOD. As I mentioned I wouldn’t, I did not watch Skywire, Nik Wallenda’s tightrope walk over a gorge 1500 feet above ground, which aired live on the Discovery Channel last night. As if I don’t have enough stress in my life. “Just going to the grocery store today didn’t make me feel enough like I couldn’t breathe, let me watch and see if this guy dies.” No thanks! But did you watch it? He didn’t die. Did you text your friend after the broadcast, “he didn’t die,” and then this emoji? Ugh. I bet you did. You should be nicer to Nik Wallenda! Congratulations, Nik Wallenda! STOP DOING THIS!