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Pussy Posse (Sorry, Gross) Sighted High-Fiving In T-Shirts In The Ocean!

By Gabe Delahaye / February 6, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Yesterday we reported (JOURNALISM BY JOURNALISTS) that Leonardo DiCaprio has reconvened the Pussy Posse (gross, sorry) but now with a whole new cast of characters. Goodbye David Blaine. Hello Bradley Cooper! Gerard Butler! Jonah Hill! Mel Gibson!? The boys are currently in Miami doing what they do best: pussy. (Sorry. Just the facts, ma’am!) Most recently, some members of the Pussy Posse (gross, sorry) were spotted swimming in the ocean with a topless woman while they themselves were wearing t-shirts and then they gave each other a cool high-five. VERY COOL PAIR OF BOYS RIGHT HERE. The ladies are so moist now with sex excitement. Swimming in the ocean with your t-shirt on is Seduction 101. It’s mystique. Now the ladies are dying to see what you got under there. SHOW ME SHOW ME PLEASE I’M DYING TO SEE! (That is a lady saying that.) And when the two boys high five all the ladies are like, holy crap, I’ve always wanted to date a Fonzie type and this is my real chance. (All women secretly harbor a Fonzie fantasy, or a Fontazie if you will. FUN FACT: Fonzie always swam in the ocean wearing his leather jacket.) Jonah was probably just thanking Leo for inviting him to be a fledgling member of the new Pussy Posse (gross, sorry) and Leo was like no problem my dude and Jonah was like up top and Leo was like that’s OK and Jonah was like don’t leave me hanging and Leo was like ugh fine and Jonah was like we are bout to get so much puss-ay because that’s how he says that.