Wait, There Is Going To Be A Wahlburgers Reality Show?

By Gabe Delahaye / January 14, 2013

America’s Most Important Restaurant, and the eatery that taught all the other eateries how to name themselves, the Wahlberg family’s hamburger restaurant, WAHLBURGERS, is going to be the subject of a reality show? Who knew! Some people, I think. But now all of us! From Grubstreet:

That reality show we told you about featuring Wahlburgers’ Chef Paul Wahlberg and his celebrity siblings Mark and Donnie begins taping tomorrow, according to the Boston Globe. The show is all about what it takes to run a successful restaurant — despite recent woes. Wahlburgers has been in the news lately thanks to a lawsuit alleging that ex-manager Ed St. Croix did an “abysmal” job and the arrest of CEO Rick Vanzura for midday drunk-driving.

“Thalia, do you accept this burger?” That is me imagining that this is going to be like the Bachelor. I know it isn’t, and I will love it for whatever it is, because Wahlburgers, but I do kind of wish that it was Paul Wahlberg explaining how hard it is to find love when you are so busy running the most important hamburger restaurant in the country, and, like, each week the ladies compete to see who can get a one-on-one date with Paul, which happens at Wahlburgers. You know what is a fun word to say? Wahlburgers.