The Twelve Days of Stupid Christmas Numbers

By Kelly Conaboy / December 17, 2012

How is anyone supposed to figure this garbage out? It’s Christmas. If we’re not going to be allowed to raise our number cards whenever we want now, regardless of what the song is instructing and regardless of how an adult should’ve positioned us in the line, when are we going to be allowed to? Give me a break. (Via DailyPicks.)