Whoa, remember these old friends?! Our pals! Back for the holidays! Just to put things in perspective, during the last presidential election, some people thought it mattered who these dumb dumbs were going to vote for. Can you even imagine? Just a few short years and talking about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt feels like your grandparents complaining about how much gum costs these days. “When I was your age, Heidi and Spencer were condemned as witches, and we liked it that way.” Honestly, I don’t know where these two have been and I do not care. We have Courtney Stodden now, thank you very much, and she’s better (worse) than you ever were. Congratulations on finding a friend or relative with a camera nice enough to pretend like there is a paparazzo in the world who even gives a shit, though. Here’s what I want to know: HOW DOES THAT TREE FEEL ABOUT HAVING TO GO HOME WITH THEM?!