The best thing about celebs is that you can never have enough information about them, so any new piece of information is a welcome new friend. PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT YOURSELVES, CELEBS! Sometimes I will just lay awake at night thinking, like, WHAT MAKES THEM TICK?! Oh Gosh, I just want to crawl inside of a celebs body and take a nap in there and when I wake up the two of us can go on an adventure. Bradley Cooper is a huge celeb, and today we learn something we did not know about him before. Great! Each day is a gift, when you look at it that way. From Esquire (via Celebitchy):
He just might stink: “Yeah, I don’t use deodorant really anymore. I do take a lot of showers, so maybe that helps. In the morning and then at night. And after I work out, I’ll take a shower. So maybe three a day.”
Bradley Cooper, a handsome celebrity, doesn’t use deodorant? That is crazy, because NEITHER DO I! I’m practically a millionaire celebrity movie star myself, when it comes to the hygienic status of our armpits. If you were to put my armpits next to Bradley Cooper’s armpits in a darkened room with no other information to go on, you’d hardly even be able to tell the difference until your nose brushed against cashmere (Cooper’s). It just goes to show you, celebrities really are like us. They put their deodorant on no armpits at a time. Celebs! Love you more and more each passing day, celebs! Oh, by the way, there is another part of the interview where Bradley Cooper says that now that he is a millionaire, it feels great to tell people he’s going to buy their house for them, which does seem like it would feel great IF IT EVER HAPPENED. That is such a caricature of how a nice new millionaire would act. How many HOUSES has he bought for people? Please share your stories about Bradley Cooper buying your house for you in the comments.