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Will Keith In “81 Sliced Bottles”

Gabe Delahaye | October 11, 2012 - 3:30 pm

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for bottles like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will chop you in half with something in the driveway. (Via VideoSift.)