The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Brad Pitt With Dreadlocks

Uhhhhhhhhh. Brad Pitt is in this month’s issue of Interview magazine, talking about whatever the hell he even talks about these days. Honestly, I am not sure. I feel like anytime you read a quote from Brad Pitt it is just the most empty, sanitized, self-assured thing ever. That’s not a critique or a complaint. I’m just saying that the dude is American Royalty and he knows it. He owns a bunch of castles, or whatever, and he’s married to his weird voodoo wife, and they raise their adoptive brood of potential future garbage monsters, and that’s that. What does he care about some question that some nobody asks him in an interview about nothing? He’ll say something like, “it’s about the work,” or like, “I’m 40 now, and it doesn’t bother me,” and it’s like what are you talking about? What work? What 40? The words “work” and “40” don’t mean the same thing to him as they do to human beings. That’s fine. It’s just empty rhetoric from one of the most famous people in the entire world. Please just be careful with those kids! There is some real explosive potential in your household! But as they say, a picture is worth a thousand WHAT IS ON HIS HEAD HERE?! Eek! I know that it must be hard for editorial photographers working in the ever diminishing field of print publications to come up with new and interesting ways to capture the essence of people whose lives are lived in front of the camera and sell magazines, but GOOD GRIEF, are our eyes not human eyes? Do they not bleed blood tears?!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. JA, MON! (Barf.) (Image via JustJared.) (Click through to enlarge.)