THIS IS THE FUTURE!!!
Two of my very good friends are getting married this weekend, and so I am sitting on a cross-country flight to attend their wedding. (That’s right, I have friends. Jealous?) Do you even understand what I am telling you right now? I am blogging from the sky! Obviously, in-flight Internet is not exactly a new invention (although in the scheme of, like, dinosaurs until today it is VERY new) but it is also one of those things that you do have to give it up for every once in awhile. You know what I mean? We’ve gotten to the point where we are ANNOYED about the iPhone 5 because it has a new power connector when the fact of the matter is that 10 years ago the iPhone 5 would have destroyed the planet because everyone’s minds would have literally (literally) exploded out of their eyeballs. GUYS, THINGS ARE PRETTY COOL THESE DAYS TOO. I’m just saying: take a moment and check some of this stuff out! It’s not so bad! Here I am, a hundred feet in the sky (give or take) and I can read a blog post about how Jessica Alba and Olivia Munn wore SIMILAR DRESSES on the SAME DAY in NEW YORK CITY. So dope. Great blog post. Good to keep up with things. Let’s never be out of touch. (Actually, now that we are talking about it, in-flight Internet is also pretty much the worst thing ever. Can’t we stop for two seconds? Like, another nice thing about cross country flights is turning your phone off, too. I guess it’s all a bit of a balancing act.) Who wore it better? Jessica Alba? Olivia Munn? Or THE FUTURE? Take our poll:
YOU GUYS, IMAGINE IF GRANDPA COULD SEE US NOW! WE ARE REALLY DOING IT!