“‘I can’t just get anyone pregnant, it has got to be the right person,’ he says.” (But he says he doesn’t want to meet her on the Internet?) (One step forward two steps back, gals.)
Big deal, Benedict! More than half the world’s population can’t get any woman pregnant! You’re not so special!
Is he talking about relationships here, or is this some sort of Gatekeeper/Keymaster situation? I’d read the article, but to be honest I’m not going to read the article.
I like this guy, he seems okay. I don’t like him the way that he could get me pregnant but I would share a pint with him.
‘It’s all gone a little bit vertiginous recently. Fame is a weird one. You need to distance yourself from it. People see a value in you that you don’t see yourself. So when I’m told of my sex-symbol status and all that nonsense I find it laughable, silly. I mean, look.’ He gestures towards his face. ‘I’m 36 and I’ve been looking at this same old mush all my life.’
Just because he doesn’t want to meet his baby mama on the internet doesn’t mean we are out of the running! We just have to manufacture chance encounters. Like, for example, go to a hotel where you know he’s staying and pretend to have a seizure in the lobby.
He’s got some money in the bank account … ladies.
He’s scared of meeting someone really Chavy from the internet.
Of course he’s moaning about this because John can’t get pregnant.
You must be logged in to post a comment.