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Warning: This Photo Of Idris Elba Kills Women

Gabe Delahaye | August 2, 2012 - 3:30 pm

BREAKING NEWS: all the women died today when their hearts exploded out through their vaginas upon seeing this photo of a smiling Idris Elba holding a very adorable dog in a room with tasteful and eclectic wallpaper. At first the women were only SEVERELY INJURED (vaginally) by the photo of a smiling Idris Elba holding a very adorable dog in a room with tasteful and eclectic wallpaper, but upon noticing a lighted glass case filled with high-heeled shoes, gourmet cupcakes, and CHAMPAGNE ON ICE in the background, they immediately died. R.I.P. to all the women and a lot of the men, too. They are survived by Idris Elba and the adorable dog. (Via Pajiba.)