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Monsters’s Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Gabe Delahaye | July 13, 2012 - 5:45 pm

What a week, am I right? Night of a million jerks. I heard that the Macy’s Day Parade was canceled this year because we got all the big jerks we needed already. (What?) Between Daniel Tosh, Nancy Grace, Robert Blake, Kirk Cameron, Pat Buchanan, Jane Pitt, Chloe Sevigny, Star Jones and Daniel Tosh, it really was a special time for human beings to just go crazy in front of each other. But you know what: we made it through. We lived to sing the songs of legend and old and tomorrow is Saturday and Breaking Bad returns this weekend and all in all let’s all just relax and unwind. If you even LOG IN to Tumblr this weekend you blew it. DON’T BLOW IT!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Martha Stewart Biting A Kitten On The Face Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 topknot | Jul 10th Score:60

Dude is so edgy, we should just push him off.

Posted in: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0
#4 Steve Winwood | Jul 10th Score:61

also feel like tosh point o and the family guy dude seth macfarlane (sp?) are cut from the same cloth, this kind of de-humanized smugness, this post-smug sort of smugness that is smarmy and unappealing. something boring about that type of attitude. dont care for it.

Posted in: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0
#3 Steve Winwood | Jul 10th Score:63

this will sound dumb but one of my problems with tosh point o is that he has this really really long neck and he then wears these low cut v neck t shirts that only exacerbates his neck length so he ends up looking like some kind of giraffe type freak. not interested in watching him act smug and like he’s so “out there” with the humor that is “over the edge” etc. but that neck thing is a distraction. I dont care for it. he should wear turtlenecks or a scarf or something, cover that thing up. I dont care for it.

Posted in: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0
#2 pickpocket | Jul 11th Score:69

I listen to pretty much all jokes except rape and country.

Posted in: “Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape” Follow-Up
#1 R2D2, Esq. | Jul 11th Score:82

Can we skip yesterday’s extensive debate about rape culture and all just agree that threatening a woman with gang rape is a bad thing to do and that there’s absolutely no defense for it? And if you don’t agree then could you kindly stick to commenting on YouTube? Thanks for understanding, everyone.

Posted in: “Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience Member Gang Rape” Follow-Up

[Assoc. Ed. Note: As Gabe said, it has been quite the week of nightmares. But it only reenforced how wonderful it is to have you guys — you beautiful shining lights in the never-ending pit of darkness — around to comment on it. Good job, guys. ESPECIALLY good job to you four. We really did it! We made it through!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 kendynamo | Jul 10th Score:-34
can’t we all just rape each other get over it?
Posted in: Daniel Tosh Encourages Audience To Rape Another Member Of Audience, LOL.0

[Ed. Note: Haha. Relax guys, this is fine. Seriously. We SHOULD all rape each other! As a goof!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

That One | Jul 10th Score:26

I’m not even gonna pretend to have a pretense for posting this.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Martha Stewart Biting A Kitten On The Face

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, That One! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

summer estherson | Jul 12th Score:18

Way to pull a bait and switch on us, Kelly!

Posted in: Just A Normal Fishing Video With No Surprises

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Good one, summer estherson!]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

catweazle | Jul 12th Score:16

It’s blookhead week.

Posted in: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Nancy Grace Is Still The Worst

[Ed. Note: This was posted as a response to the question “Is it asshole week?” Another response, of course, would have been “yes.” It really was! Although most weeks are. And I told you guys last time that I love any comment that refers to “blookheads.” That doesn’t actually mean these are going to win every time. Stay on yr toes, boys.]