Please Pray For Patti Stanger And Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker

By Kelly Conaboy / July 2, 2012

When we last heard from Patti Stanger, host and matchmaker of Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker, she was under a bit of scrutiny for announcing on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live that gay men are unable to maintain monogamous relationships and that all Jewish men lie. Haha. Ahhh. What a monster! (“What?” – Patti Stanger.) So you might not be surprised to hear that her show is in jeopardy (because remember all of those crazy awful things I just reminded you that she said?) but what you may (or, to be honest, probably not) be surprised to hear is that it is NOT actually for those things. It’s for physical abuse this time! From the Huffington Post:

“Patti slapped someone on the arm when she got annoyed,” an insider said. “It wasn’t one of her millionaires or ladies hoping to date them — this was a member of the production crew. This is very serious and conversations are being had about firing Patti and canceling her show.”

Patti has a long history of being tough with people she works with, but this time she might have gone too far.

“It’s one thing to get angry and verbally attack someone, but to physically touch someone is unacceptable,” said a source who has worked with Patti for a long time.

What a delight, this woman. Dear God: Please let Patti Stanger continue to change the lives of millionaires and the women who love them all over the world on her TV show Millionaire Matchmaker. I know that the person she slapped was not a millionaire or even one of the ladies hoping to date him, which would be a lot more acceptable (????) than if it were a member of her crew, which it was, and I do know that it’s one thing to verbally attack someone and consistently spew hateful garbage from your mouth and then totally another to physically abuse someone, but I think one thing we can all agree on is how none of those things should have any negative affect on the perpetrator, OR her trashy reality show, OR HER FANS. Please, God, think of the fans. And also the millionaires. And also Ms. Monster, Patti Stanger.

Also, please, if you can — a few water fountains with soda instead of water would be great.

Amen,

Everyone