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THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS MOVED TO THE SEA! THERE IS NO PLACE LEFT TO HIDE!

By Kelly Conaboy / June 12, 2012 - 12:30 pm

ATTENTION HUMANS! YOU HAVE PREVIOUSLY RECEIVED WARNINGS OF A BLOODY, SOULLESS TERRESTRIAL ROBOT UPRISING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN IN PROGRESS IN THE PAST. STAY ON WATCH FOR THE TERRESTRIAL ROBOT UPRISING. IN THE MEANTIME DO BE AWARE THAT THE ROBOTS HAVE DEVELOPED THE SKILLS NECESSARY FOR AQUATIC TRAVEL. THIS BRINGS WITH IT GREAT DANGER FOR THE HUMAN POPULATION! THERE IS NO PLACE LEFT TO HIDE! DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! MAKE PEACE WITH WHICHEVER GREATER SPIRIT YOU BELIEVE IN. MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR ESTRANGED LOVED ONES. OUR TIME ON THIS PLANET WAS BRIEF BUT BEAUTIFUL, UNTIL IT TURNED UGLY. TERRIBLY UGLY. YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE WORST YET. DO WHAT YOU CAN AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! WE DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WASTE!

Actually though, to be honest, it looks like we might have some time. Doesn’t seem like the strongest swimmer. (Via Neatorama.)