That’s Your Vacation: Saw Cruise

We have thrilled to the excitement of the Saw roller-coaster and fallen in love on the Twilight cruise, but now it is time to fall in love on the Saw cruise (still no word on thrilling to the excitement of the Twilight roller-coaster #TEAMLoopDeeLoop). How romantic. Do you think he’s going to propose?! WE ARE GOING ON THE SAW CRUISE THIS WEEKEND DO YOU THINK HE’S GOING TO PROPOSE?! I wonder if he’s going to propose! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BRIDEZILLAS!!!!!!! From Collider:

The Carnival Glory will be outfitted to host the ultimate Saw fan experience. Leaving New York City on Saturday, August 11th, docking in Saint John, NB, Canada on the 13th, in Halifax, NS, on the 14th, and returning to New York on the 16th, the event boasts a slew of Saw-centric events. Hoffman himself, Costas Mandylor, will be on board as well as a few other familiar faces including Mark Rolston of Saw 5 and 6 and Ned Bellamy of the original film. You know, the guy who took a pair of drills to the neck!

Excuse me, but did you say Mark Rolston from Saw 5 and 6 was going to be on the cruise? BECKY HE IS TOTALLY GOING TO PROPOSE! This is definitely the ultimate Saw fan experience. Halifax on the 14th! The midnight buffet serves prime rib, bear traps, glass skull cages, and waffles! But wait, will the ship have any lounges and bars and nightclubs? WILL IT HAVE A GYM?!

A couple of purchase options are already sold out, but there is a bunch that’s still available. Regardless of which room you go for, you get access to the 22 lounges and bars, nightclubs, gym, shops and restaurants as well as pictures with the Saw stars, have the chance to attend Saw screenings, participate in a Saw trivia contest and, for the inked fans out there, compete in a Saw tattoo contest.

Oh phew. 22 lounges and bars. WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK HE WILL USE TO PROPOSE?! Better hit the gym double-time if you’re going to fit into that BLOOD-STAINED WEDDING DRESS.

How did you guys meet?

SawKCupid. Love this cruise. Take your kids. Renew your vows on the Saw cruise. Mark Rolston from Saw 5 and 6 can officiate. Don’t jump over the railing.