Herman Cain Has A New Ad For…Something

By Gabe Delahaye / March 26, 2012

Wait, does this mean we get to vote for Herman Cain again? Love that guy. Great President. Not entirely sure why J.J. Abrams is in this, but I’m sure he has his reasons. The important thing is that this is a good metaphor. Obama is not just killing small business, he is turning it into a complicated and inhumane make-believe blood sport in which small business is launched into the green screen and may the best marksman bring it down. Herman Cain knows all of this, because he has become pure energy, and lives atop the smoky CGI mountains in Fake Mordor. Election 2012! (Via GotchaMedia.)