But What About The Pizza?

Well, ok, sure, you sound great. You have a wonderful singing voice. Thank you for sharing your talent with us, it’s really a blessing, but — not to be rude, certainly — but…who’s making the pizza? I’m sure you have some very capable employees, I’m not doubting that, but could you go back and see if they’re making the pizza? It’s just. Look, this has been an absolute joy, we love it when you sing, it’s just that we came here because we were hungry for pizza and from the looks of it you’re not making the pizza for us to eat right now. Just from the looks of it. Did you already put it in the oven? Are you sure it’s not burning? Can you just go check on it? (Via TastefullyOffensive.)