What Is The Scary Noise Happening In Canada??????
So, uh, there is a very scary noise “happening” right now. Outside. Of your house maybe? (Or NOT happening, if I can be honest for a moment, because give me a break with this nonsense, but also if I can be honest for another moment I just watched the videos and then was VERY afraid to be in my apartment by myself, soooo.) (Emotions are difficult.) First it was in different parts of Canada, and now it is all over the place. And it sounds like a creaky door mixed with a scary monster and an old roller coaster. From The Huffington Post:
The strange sounds phenomenon continues to spread, with videos popping up from Canada and around the world featuring similar noises. The weird sounds have allegedly been recorded in a number of cities, including Winnipeg, Chicago and Glasgow. While many viewers are intrigued, others are equally skeptical about the strange sounds. Is this the latest Internet meme?
Hahah, aww. Is it the latest Internet meme, do you think? This all reminds me of the time when Brooklyn smelled like garbage and I went outside and thought, “Wait, why am I still smelling garbage?” And then I thought that it was just ME who smelled like garbage. But then everyone was tweeting about how it smelled like garbage, and then it was because of a sewer bursting or something. LOL. Remember that time? In Brooklyn? Anyway, please listen to these videos and then I hope you are not alone because you will probably be afraid even though you don’t believe that this is a real thing.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? A MONSTER? ALIENS? GOD? THE WORLD COLLAPSING? PROMOTION FOR A MOVIE THAT WON’T TURN OUT TO BE AS GOOD AS YOU THINK IT WILL BASED ON ITS PRETTY GOOD VIRAL MARKETING CAMPAIGN? THE TRUTH IT OUT THERE! IN ALL CAPS! (Via HuffPo.)