The One Year Anniversary Of When Ted Williams Was A Thing

We can be honest, we’re adults, we can say that a year ago when Ted Williams was the Internet Person of the Day we were very cynical about what would happen to him. Because the Internet spits things out faster than it can chew them, and it can chew them VERY FAST. It just seemed like all the attention was setting Mr. Williams up for a disastrous and unsupported future when the spotlight moved on. (To give you a sense of just how quickly the spotlight does move, and how much spitting out the Internet does, how crazy does it seem that Ted Williams was only a year ago?) In any case, it is nice to see him doing well! We hope that he continues to work on his sobriety and that he gets to keep his house and his closet and his cake. Good for you, Ted Williams. Thank you for not literally DESTROYING HIM, Internet. (Although we still have our eye on you because you are up to no good. Always.) (Via TheDailyWhat.)