Gwyneth Paltrow launched her iPhone app today. It’s a travel guide to New York City. Now for only $3.99 and the cost of a suite at the St. Regis you can live like the insufferable half lives!
Gabe is just bitter that there’s not a version available that will work on his Jitterbug.
I just installed this and when I look up Brooklyn, it just says “Brooklyn was settled in 1634. Gabriel Delahaye still lives here. [Dismissive Laugh].”
Tip #27. Watch out for my car. It could save you from 9/11.
My travel guide to NYC:
1. Skip Times Square
2. For the love of God, don’t eat at a chain restaurant
3. If you get lost on the subway, ask for help. We are more than happy to make sure you don’t accidentally take the D to Sunset Park.
4. Really, skip Times Square.
5. If you see Gwyneth Paltrow in her SUV, remember that she is out there saving lives.
Plenty of Reservations w/ Gwyneth Paltrow
The Goop city guide: Because I can’t trust travel tips from anyone other than myself.
Does it have a public bathroom locator? One is going to need it after going on a cleanse
I need someone to come here and put a lock on my phone right now because I know I will think it’s a funny thing to download when I’m drunk on wine with my mom next week. And I’ve bought a lot of stupid things when I’m drunk, but you can return shoes. You can’t return dignity.
Her tips are usually really helpful. Like one week she cut wheat COMPLETELY out of her diet and the next week she told us to make sure to use whole wheat bread! So helpful and confusing! Thanks fishsticks paltrow!
Shouldn’t this be for London?
Yelp did it first. Nice try Gwynie.
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