Your Boyfriend Resigns As Oscars Producer!

By Gabe Delahaye / November 9, 2011

In an open letter to the “Entertainment Industry,” Brett Ratner, your boyfriend, apologized for all the hurtful things he has said over the past couple of weeks, and resigned from producing this year’s Oscars. Oh no! Now who will produce the Oscars as if we’ve ever known or cared who produces the Oscars in our whole lives?!