Portland’s Clown Costume Man’s Daily List Of Things To Do
-- Wake Up. -- Find glasses. -- Unable to find glasses, lie in bed resolving to come up with a designated place to put glasses in the future. -- Unable to decide on a designated place to put glasses, resolve that you will just buy extra-large clown glasses. Refuse to get up until you've convinced yourself that this is the ...
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