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Teen Korner: Sneak Peek At The Sneak Peek Of The Hunger Games: The Movie

By Gabe Delahaye / August 25, 2011 - 4:45 pm

Welcome to Me-ahmi!

Hola, beautiful, independent young women who know that they don’t need to rely on a man to fulfill their hopes and dreams but that a man can make a really great partner for having laughs and adventures on this journey called life or who may be a lesbian which is also great and best of luck no matter what, and young men who are courteous and respectful in a way that harkens back to an almost Victorian era of regimented manners and clearly drawn gender lines but who are this way without any of the baggage and institutionalized repression that were trademarks of that era, let me ask you a very civilized and adult question that shows you that I am treating you just like the mature young adults that you are: OMGZJSJFAGMGFMGMFMSMS! HOW WE ARE READY TO PUMPED YOU UPPED ARE YOU FOR THE HUNGER GAMES: THE MOVIE I KNOW, RIIIIIIIIIGHT?! KATNIPS! PITA! GULLL! I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH (EXCEPT HEIMLECH) I WANT TO HUNT THEM DOWN IN AN ARENA AND MAKE THEM LOOOOVE ME!

GUYS YOU HAVE PROBABLY ALREADY GOTTEN A SEXT FROM UR BFFFFFS ABOUT THIS, BUT THEY R GOING 2 PREMIERE THE TEASER TRAILER FOR THE HUNGER GAMES: THE MOVIE AT THIS WEEKEND’S MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS (WHATEVER THOSE ARE? NICKTOONS!) BUT WHAT YOUR BFFS MIGHT NOT HAVE SEXTED YOU ABOUT, WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN BE BFFFFS WITH THEM NE-MORE AND U SHOULD JUST BE BFFFFS WITH ME IS THAT THERE IS A TEASER TRAILER 3 THE TEASER TRAILER OHMGMGMF! YOU CAN SEE THE BEAUTIFUL JENNIFER LAWRENCE AS KATNUS ABERDEEN FOR, LIKE, 0.2 WHOLE SECONDS I KNOW!!!!!!! HOLD ON MY HEAD FELL OFF DID YOUR HEAD FELL OFF HAHAA BOTH OUR HEADS FELL OFF DON’T TELL MOM. IT’S AFTER THE JUMP AND IT’S SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT BUT DON’T TELL JEFF IN CHEMISTRY CLASS THAT I CROSSED OUT HIS LAST NAME ON MY JEANS AND I WROTE “GABE TRAILER-TRAILER.” LOL:

Nonsense.