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This Is Just A Good Taiwanese CGI Version Of The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

Gabe Delahaye | July 26, 2011 - 2:45 pm

Glad to see that the new movie is going to pick up right where the last one left off: with noted crybaby Bruce Wayne losing Wayne Manor after the news report on the stock and then having to be the Regional Vice Batman in charge of Wal-Mart Check Out Aisles. He actually meets his new nemesis, Bane, at work one day when Bane is trying to buy a $504 bottle of milk. He sends Bane a sassy Polaroid photo because The Joker chops in half with a sword but it was all just a dream and then Robin and also the Cato Lady. “Where does he get such wonderful cholo chest tattoos?!” – Daddy Warbucks. This romantic comedy is rated PG16. (Via iO9.)