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WHAT IS ARI GOLD’S WIFE’S NAME?!

By Gabe Delahaye / July 19, 2011 - 12:30 pm

Obviously, we are all very excited about this Sunday’s premiere of the 8th and final season of The Entourage. All of our old favorite pals are back for one last hurrah! Personally, I am most excited to hear what kind of hate-filled, homophobic tirade Ari Gold unleashes on Lloyd! Hahhaa, those are the best, so funny and cool. The gang got together this morning (you know, I bet those guys have fun when they’re off camera too! Just hanging out and trading wild stories about medical marijuana brownie recipes and empty relationships with emotionally desperate women, so fun!) and made an appearance on the Today Show with some touching memories of what a wild ride this has been as well as some exciting revelations about the upcoming season. From TheTodayShow.livejournal.com:

The cast of the HBO dramedy visited TODAY Tuesday morning to tease one big reveal, share their thoughts about the upcoming season and deliver the future forecast for the ensemble effort.

As for that reveal, it’s a doozy. After seven long years of tounge-in-cheek mystery, fans will soon learn the show’s biggest secret — the name of Ari’s wife!

“You know, I can’t tell you,” actor Jeremy Piven told Matt Lauer when asked about Mrs. Ari. But he soon he assured the host that “(her name) will be revealed within the first few episodes.”

WHOA STOP THE PRESS VICKI VALE I’M GONNA BUST THAT BODY OH YEAH! What? Are you kidding me? TELEVISION’S MOST BURNING QUESTION IS FINALLY GOING TO BE ANSWERED! These guys know what I’m talking about. WHAT IS IN MRS. ARI GOLD’S NAME HATCH?! So exciting. Goosebumps, you guys, goosebumps, I’m sure. What do you think it will be? Here are my guesses:

  • Arie
  • Maseratina
  • Cocainey
  • Judy Drama
  • Sasha Grey Sr.
  • Kelly Bong Ripsa
  • Aquawoman
  • Medellina
  • Harvey Weinstein
  • Sarah
  • Turtle

YOU COULD CUT THE TENSION ON A MIRROR WITH A RAZOR BLADE.