The Videogum Movie Club: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows, Part 2

By Gabe Delahaye / July 18, 2011

It all ends. Right? Did it all end? As some of you may know, I do not watch the Harry Potter movies. SO SUE ME! I’ve seen the first four or five or so, but I realized during the last one that I watched, whichever one that was (Harry Potter and the Pizza of Darkness? Harry Potter and the Sensible Shoes?) that I just really do not like them very much. They seem expensive and boring, like trophy wives. They feel obligatory and perfunctory in the way that the U.S. Treasury has to print out money every year because otherwise the wheels fall off. It’s just not for me! That’s fine! They are certainly for enough other people that I am not worried about J.K. Rowling’s Scrooge McDuck Vault full of gold pound pieces running dry for the summer season. (She probably doesn’t even swim in it because she’s new money.) If you must know (and if I must repeat myself) I also have some problems with the books after the fifth one. I like the fourth and fifth books and that’s about it. Let’s move forward. It all ends, and me talking about which of the Harry Potter books I liked versus which of the Harry Potter books I did not like also ends. But, so, this movie: kind of a big deal! And since I’m sure there have been pervious Videogum Movie Clubs that some of YOU have decided not to go see even though we agreed we would like a real family, surely I can be excused from this one, and everyone can still e-gather around the old iCooler and talk about it. Accio comments! Hahhaha. Sharioso your opinonums!