Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cool video, boys! I’m particularly into the weird 9/11 undertones and the part where Chris Brown hits women. YIKES! What is this? Can the parents of one of these children explain to me what this is? Because I am very scared and very confused. The world is going to end but we’re STILL going to have to listen to this garbage? On the terrifying Escape Bus? (I do like that buildings are collapsing but the public transportation system continues to run efficiently.) Nothing says ROMANTIC TRUE LOVE like two dudes DANCING ON EXPLODED CARS IN A BARREN APOCALYPTIC NIGHTMARE WASTELAND because your girlfriend is DEAD because she got HIT BY A CAR and then MAD MAX DANCE. Oh brother. Two boys enter, yikes doesn’t leave. (Good one.) This whole thing reminds me of this one time I was listening to the radio in 2005 and the DJ said “up next, Green Day’s ‘Wake Me Up When September Ends,’ the Katrina Remix!” in a very bubbly DJ voice, and what happened next was a remix of Green Day’s “Wake Me Up When September Ends” but with, like, news clips of people crying over their missing loved ones and complaining about the lack of emergency preparedness?! EEEK! Guys! Guys! What?! Guys! STOP IT, GUYS! P.S. Chris Brown hits women.