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Duh Aficionado Magazine: Justin Bieber Has A $25,000 “Stewie” Chain

By Gabe Delahaye / May 26, 2011 - 12:45 pm

Well, right. Of COURSE Justin Bieber, a 12-year-old actress from Canada famous for her role as Justine Biebo in the 3D movie Never owns a jewel-encrusted necklace in the shape of a Family Guy character that is worth $25,000. What? Is she going to NOT own a jewel-encrusted necklace in the shape of a Family Guy character that is worth $25,000? Be realistic! It’s called “balling out of control” and the ladies love it. (By ladies, of course, I mean other 12-year-old girls, the same age and gender as Justin Bieber.) Guys, I’m just kidding, Justin Bieber is not a girl. He’s a boy, silly! Also, he was in a 3D movie, but it was a concert film. He’s not an actor (yet), he’s a chanteuse! I said all those things as a goof. You know what’s not a joke, though? Justin Bieber really does own a jewel-encrusted Stewie chain that’s worth $25,000 and that is ridiculous. (Via PopCultureBrain.)